Everyone Is Totally Gay
August 17th, 2008 by Evil Beet
At this weekend’s Hot in Hollywood bash, TR Knight showed up with his nearly underage boyfriend, Mark Cornelsen, and Tila Tequila dragged along Courtenay “Least Photogenic” Semel. Seriously, poor Courtenay never takes a good picture. I mean, I’m not the most photogenic person on the planet, either, but I’m not showing up on red carpets every day standing next to one of the most photogenic people on the planet. I hope she gives head better than she gives face. For Tila’s sake. I mean, I assume Courtenay is flaunting this new relationship to get back at Lindsay for dumping her, but honestly these recent photos of Courtenay make Samantha Ronson look adorable in comparison. I don’t think Lindsay’s second-guessing her choice.
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Completely off topic:
I came across this link of L Ron Hubbard explaining the whole basis of Scientology. Remember this audio Beet the next time you refer to Scientology as a religion:
http://gawker.com/5037013/the-history-of-xenu-as-explained-by-l-ron-hubbard-himself-in-8-minutes
She takes bad pictures because shes ugly.
Very strange looking mouth.
what do you expect from a leprechaun?
Do good-looking gay people exist? Perhaps you can run some pictures of them if they do. Thanks.
Portia de Rossi. She’s every straight guy’s dream lesbian.
And yeah, she’s ugly. It’s not that she’s not photogenic, she’s just plain ugly.
Courtenay Semel has a stupidly spelled first name and a serious case of butterface.
What was wrong with Courtney instead of Cour-ten-aaaaaaay? You’d think if her daddy can come up with Yahoo he could figure out how to spell her name correctly.
NO MORE TILA!!!
Courtenay is butt ugly… just because she has that spray on tan, doesn’t hide the fact that has an incurable case of the uglies. I don’t know who TR Knight is, sorry… Should I care?
And I agree, Tila is done, please? Just like Heidi/Spencer, please let her go back under her rock to appear after a rainstorm with her Lucky Charms.
I would jump into shark-infested waters just for the opportunity to have my name put into a million participants drawing to suck on Mr. Underage over there on the right.
everyone IS totally gay… i’ve been saying that for months.