Check Out My Tits, Yo!
August 17th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Jessica Alba may not have been interested in showing off the weight she gained during her pregnancy, but she doesn’t seem to have any problem making a huge show of those pregnancy titties at the ALMA awards in Pasadena on Friday.
Other attendees included Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, Ashley Tisdale, David Henrie, Selena Gomez, America Ferrera, Daisy Fuentes, Judy Reyes and Edward James Olmos.
There are a ton more photos after the jump.
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Imagine getting fed by those things…
Gross dress. Nice boobs. As with a lot of ladies who go from zero to heros (Natural ta tas mind you) they dont know what to wear to adiquately show them off.
That is one ugly-ass, ill-fitting abomination of a dress.
I would agree. That dress is hideous. It looks like one of Ariel’s dresses in The Little Mermaid.
America and Selena look so classy and lovely.
omg, beet i’m questioning your judgment putting jessica alba’s ariel tribute (so true amy!) pic up first when there is paula freaking abdul in all her glory. wow. words fail me.
Paula looks pretty cute for her age here.
Seen better, seen worst.
oh asta, for once i have to disagree. it had to happen sooner or later! ;-)
Selena looks gorgeous! She practically outshines everybody! I want her dress! -pouts!-
so that dress would be beautiful if cut right before the knees, elongating the legs. Just my 2 cents
Wasn’t this the one who said “Don’t call me latina”?
Jessica Alba = Most overrated woman in history.
Sje looks beautiful and happy!
I want her to take off her dress and then her tits would be good
Jessica rubs her big, milk bags into Selena’s butt crack and squirts tittie milk on her dookie hole. With Selena’s pooper lubed, i commence cornholing my cutie in the crapper! As i continue my anal ASSault, Jessica barks,”That’s it! Fuck that shithole, shithole fucker!”. With my seed about to spill, Jess orders me,”Shoot your cum on my tits you dirty pervert!”. After glazing her fun bags in a thick coating of splooge, Jessica tells Selena,”come here baby and lick my tits clean!”. Selena slurps and swallows the slop and sucks on Jessica’s mam glands for a milk chaser! Then my 2 horny Hollywood whores cum swap with some passionate kissing as they lustily eye my cock for our next round of debauched pleasure!