Comments on: John Mayer Says He Didn’t Cheat on Jen

By: zagge

zagge — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:27:26 +0000

So you hae a new girl. Poor girl. should you dumpher too.Girl has you not read about John . Dont be silly and think he stay bay you

By: joan

joan — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:06:19 +0000

so i was just thinking about it, and i would totally rather go out with marc anthony. i like jon mayer’s music better in general, but if someone was going to serenade me on my birthday, marc would do it way better. less contrived.

By: Alan

Alan — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:06:39 +0000

I think that there is something very soft and girly about John Mayer’s face. I think they broke up because they were both trying to hog all of the mirror time.

By: Cynicism

Cynicism — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 04:11:08 +0000

To me, he looks like Marc Anthony. A younger, slightly less fugly Marc Anthony that is.

By: jennatar

jennatar — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 03:50:46 +0000

I love how that quote starts out all complimentary of Jennifer Aniston and then suddenly he has to toss in the bit about being the dumper, not the dumpee. ribbet’s translation is pitch-perfect.

By: ribbet

ribbet — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:46:06 +0000

translation: i dumped her; she didn’t dump me. i am still manly with my penis intact! she is the sad one who wasn’t good enough.

By: Snowdevil

Snowdevil — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:14:15 +0000

Don’t know much about his dating habits or history but when I look at that face I do not care! It’s perfect. The exact opposite of the oh so fugly (but body perfect) Michael Phelps.