Michael Phelps Is Going to Win the Entire Olympics

August 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Honestly, this kid could have stuck Shawn Johnson’s vault landing in the women’s all-around competition. He could have stayed on the balance beam when Alicia Sacramone fell. And he’d have put Nastia Liukin’s uneven bar routine to shame. The 2008 Olympics belong to Michael Phelps.

As the NBC announcers said, he’s magical.

Michael was in seventh place at the 50m mark in the men’s 100m butterfly.

And yet, somehow, he pulled off a win … by 1/100th of a second!

PHENOMENAL!

This kid cannot be stopped. This is his seventh gold … he tied the record and has one more race to go. Will he get eight????

He must be exhausted and sore by now. He needs a massage. I will massage the parts of his body that most need to be rubbed. And then someone else can do his back.


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18 Responses to “Michael Phelps Is Going to Win the Entire Olympics”

  1. secret beet fan says:

    Had to check in one more time before I turned in. Thanks Beet!
    Is Phelps about to dive in my bed? I wonder if I can have dh dive on the bed tonight… Shucks he’s already asleep!

  2. kaylove says:

    mmmmmm.

  3. slouchy says:

    Lookit the size of those … um, hands.

  4. Angela says:

    I wish he was swimming and winning gold medals for the rest of the year, then everyday I can come here and see a hot new pic. Thanks!

  5. klorofyllning says:

    Good luck Beet with trying to snag this dude, you know he has a “no women policy”?

  6. alex says:

    PS there’s quite a lot of other countries at the Olympics….

  7. Ashley says:

    Yayyy! Go Team USA! Phelps is gonna win the whole damn thing-I’d say the boy is magical! :)

    @ alex:yeah, there are other countries at the olympics-but why not be proud of where you’re from? (i.e. Beet/USA) We are setting world records & have taken the most medals so far-that’s something to be damn proud of …FINALLY! :)

  8. coach says:

    speedos don’t leave much to the imagination and i gotta say his c*ck doesn’t look that big.

  9. alex says:

    @ ashley

    You mean you’re not proud of finally finding Bigfoot? :D

    THE BRITISH ARE COMING! ;)

  10. mambaX says:

    godlike!

  11. AM says:

    I am going to be really depressed when his events are over - he only has a relay left! :(

    I USED to enjoy watching gymnastics, but compared to swimming, I find it rather boring. No one is going to be “American’s Sweetheart” like MaryLou Retton. This Olympics definitely is about Michael Phelps!!!

  12. goldie says:

    This guy isn’t good lookig but has two hands full of penis. my palms are tingling and itching at the same time to get hold of that sizeable tool. Beet, get in him into your bed and get some naked pics of his with his penis well up. And, of course, post them here for us to relish them.

  13. Jo says:

    @klorofyllning: I dunno about his policies, but to play with Beijing’s slogan, one blog, one dream you know ;)

  14. Lori says:

    @ Emilia

    THANK YOU :)

  15. Ashley says:

    @ alex: hahahahaha! yeahhhhh-that’s exactly what i meant! :)

  16. Angela says:

    Emilia: oh dear GOD! That is a great one ;)

  17. Ann says:

    oh my. imagine if i should “accidentally” rub up against him for about 2 minuteswhile he was wearing those itty bitty speedos =O

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