Katie Holmes Knows Better Than to Wear Those Ridiculous Jeans Around Tom

August 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Tom’s back in NYC with Katie Holmes, so she’s back to wearing normal pants, because you know he bitch-slapped some fashion sense into her, then took out her awful old jeans and his sewing machine, made a pair of Daisy Dukes, and put on a fashion show for his dolls.

So now Katie has to wear the kind of pants that normal people wear.

Also: I like those sunglasses on Tom, and I hate that about myself.


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18 Responses to “Katie Holmes Knows Better Than to Wear Those Ridiculous Jeans Around Tom”

  1. charlotte says:

    i just wanna walk up to him, punch him in the nose, and walk away.

  2. Bee Hind says:

    She promised to put away the baggy jeans, and he promised to pull out his elevator shoes…..

  3. selena says:

    He looks very young, to be 46.

  4. YesItsMe says:

    @Selena…Do aliens age?

  5. DailyBeetReader says:

    Hey, maybe those were Tom’s pants and they were like her security blanket!! Suri gets the bottle, Kate gets the pants! Now I get it!!!

  6. Caz2 says:

    Either she knows better, or there’s no way in hell Tom would go out and about with her wearing those things!!

  7. jinxi~ says:

    I dont get it.. why is she always wearing a scarf? Look at what happened to Rachael Ray when she wore one… geez. What a messed up world this is.

  8. ribbet says:

    thank you jinxi, i’m glad that joan and i are not alone – scarves in august are not sane, but then neither was marrying tom cruise.

  9. Mercedes says:

    Maybe she should bitch-slap him back and get him to the gym cuz the gut of his ain’t lookin so good.

  10. Eyes of Green says:

    She’s trying to hide the rope burns from her failed suicide attempts perhaps???

  11. bec says:

    i bet ugly pants aren’t in her marriage contract. i still think she’s his smoke screen. she gets an acting career and he gets to play it straight.

  12. tuti says:

    I thinks she write little S.O.S. notes and stashes them in the rolls. Then, she hopes they fall out while she’s walking around town. Maybe someone will find out and come save her

  13. tuti says:

    Oops, I meant: maybe someone will find one and come save her

  14. cj says:

    OK, I defended her before about the sweaters etc in August, but this is getting ridiculous. Why the need to bundle up? Doesn’t she know which season this is?

  15. mambaX says:

    she seems to be putting weight
    hmmm…suspicious!

  16. tp Vero says:

    How do you know when this picture was actually taken? So many innocent people here —

    We’re talking paps selling photos to gossip bloggers– there is not a whole lot of linked honor going on here. They would all be selling phony name brand watches on the street corner if it were not for gossip.

    With any form of media be skeptical people– it is their job to tell us little lies to keep us interested.

  17. Peep says:

    It has been in the high 80’s and 90’s on the East Coast and she is wearing a damn scarf around her neck!! Makes me sweat looking at it.

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