Which ANTM Contestant Actually Has a Penis?

August 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet


You wanna be a bottom?

The upcoming season of America’s Next Top Model will feature its first-ever transgendered contestant. And don’t think this is all open-minded of Tyra; she’s just looking to boost ratings on a show that’s been essentially the same shit cycle after cycle.

I’ve presented here three of the girls from the season. Can you guess which one is actually a man?

Answer is after the jump.

The model with a penis? Is Isis!


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43 Responses to “Which ANTM Contestant Actually Has a Penis?”

  1. Tracy says:

    Yeah, she looks a little rough. :P I hope she wins.

  2. Adru says:

    AHHHHHHHH heshe’s right leg is soooo scary. Is that from some sort of operation? Eek…

  3. censorthis says:

    ummmm…i guess tyra banks.

  4. Beet Czar says:

    I never watch the show until they have those weekend long marathons on VH1 …love the fighting! This chick is gonna wear them out!

  5. klorofyllning says:

    They could all be men.

  6. DailyBeetReader says:

    Really? Cuz I guessed the first one…her face is a bit butchy

  7. abirose says:

    oops i thought the first one. i hope that chick doesn’t read this since i’m not the only one who thought that. poor thing, lol.

  8. Fuck You All says:

    Fucking gay shitbag!!! ha ha ha ha ha!! ManWhore!! lol!!!!

  9. woohoo says:

    Fuck you all is real creative. I wish I thought of that. I thought it was the first one as well Daily… Shes very pretty.

  10. Donkey Punch says:

    Gotta be the first one. Look at the adam’s apple.

  11. Amy says:

    They all look like men to me.

  12. Elisabeth says:

    haha, i was right :D

  13. angee says:

    i thought the third haha, anyway, she has man hands

  14. violet says:

    lol…now that you say that, they all kinda look like men!

  15. skye says:

    omg i totally guessed that one!!! but the first one looks kinda manish too

  16. B says:

    they probably got a bit confused with the caption or something, cause there’s no fucking way you’ll ever convince me for even a second that the first one doesn’t have a penis or wasn’t at least born with one.

  17. Anonymous says:

    I remember her from a special on one of those “born in the wrong body specials” crazy.

  18. iiirene says:

    omg i thought it was the 1st one too!

  19. joan says:

    i totally thought the first one, too.

  20. G says:

    I GOT IT RIGHT! OH THANK YOU JESUS!

  21. Stevie says:

    I could tell because his/her scrawny hands reminded me of my first boyfriend. HA.

  22. Anonymous says:

    i thought i was 100% sure that i was the 1st one, she just looks so rough and not very feminine.

    and i started reading the comments, i have to agree, they all look like men..

  23. Monica says:

    I thought it was the first one!

  24. c. says:

    is this the same isis from the orphanage shoot last season?

  25. Mary E says:

    I definitely thought it was the first one, too.

  26. swillz says:

    haha, nothing like a good ole online episode of ricki lake.

    i think they all look like men. Especially the first one.

  27. Anonymous says:

    C.

    Yes it is the same isis

  28. stephanie says:

    The third girl is more like a man…….tough man……..

  29. frogirl1978 says:

    I’m sorry, worse phtoshop job ever!!!! Her legs are Freakishly skinny at the bottom, there is no way she could stand up, and…she has no knee wrinkles!!!!! I am serious! Everyone, no matter how thin or gorgeous has some lines around their knees. Hers have been just been sloppily erased wth photoshop. Creepy.

  30. Tako says:

    LOL yay! i got it right! lol..

  31. leighley says:

    yeah!!! i got it right even though they kinda all look like men lol

  32. copa says:

    i totally thought it was the first one

  33. S says:

    What’s funny is that #2 has a less masculine looking face than #1. #3 also has man hands. Anyway, she looks fierce, and I like her green top.

    I thought Dominique from last cycle could have been a tranny, too.

  34. rachael says:

    I KNEW IT!! YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL BY THE HANDS, THAT ONE HAD THE BIGGEST HANDS. in general though, freakish. i want to give that person a hamburger.

  35. Just Saying says:

    (S)he doesn’t have the same body fat issues. Not fair.

  36. shellfish says:

    i guessed the two others , haha

  37. KELSO says:

    If I were you, Beet, I would’ve totally drawn something in paint below her skirt. Hahaha

  38. SAK says:

    THOSE ARE NOT HUMAN LEGS. Better question: Which one is an ALIEN?

  39. Caz2 says:

    You certain its not Number 1?? :|

  40. lalalaaa says:

    its tyra isn’t it?

    ISN’T IT!

  41. Judy says:

    Does she have a penis because she lost her vagina?

  42. Anonymous says:

    you look hot

  43. omgOMG says:

    OMFG WHAT IS UP WITH ISIS’S LEGS

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