Paris Hilton Walks Around NYC With Her 8-Year-Old Son
August 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Oh, wait.
My boss is telling me that’s her boyfriend.
Weird.
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August 13th, 2008 at 9:28 am
she looks like she has brand new breasts… so i’m guessing it’s a REALLY good bra.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:39 am
I was going to say almost the same thing…her bra is doing a fantastic job. Perhaps he pushed up all the herpes sores and formed them into breasts?
August 13th, 2008 at 9:40 am
Typo correction: “Perhaps she pushed up…”
August 13th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Why does she come to NYC? can’t you guys in the west coast handle your celebrities? We don’t want you here. Go back please, and take your pet boyfriend with you
August 13th, 2008 at 10:01 am
look at how tiny his feet are compared to hers!
August 13th, 2008 at 10:10 am
lmaoooo
August 13th, 2008 at 11:19 am
I think she just has a new pet.
August 13th, 2008 at 11:34 am
she looks so cute here! i would totally be her 8 yr old. in a world without herpes, that is. . .
August 13th, 2008 at 11:42 am
That’s hilarious!!
August 13th, 2008 at 11:45 am
haha actually that does look like hes a little kid
August 13th, 2008 at 11:46 am
haha actually that does look like hes a little kid, except all the tatoos
August 13th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
“Look at the troll I found under the bridge”.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Hey, Benji has a new hat… cool and Paris is went to see Ali Lohan’s doctor.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
OMG, he looks like a butt.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
LOVE the dress. Seriously. LOVE.
August 13th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Mommy! Can we go to Pizzeria Uno? Pweeze?
August 13th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Ha! She’s the camel and he’s the toe, just made for each other.
August 13th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
she has worn that dress three times now (blue, pink and this horrible grey) i know the thing about if it looks good buy it in every colour but i think that only applies to normal people
August 14th, 2008 at 12:36 am
She’ll soon get bored of him when she realises he wont fit in her new Louis Vuitton handbag.
August 14th, 2008 at 9:23 am
She tossed away her tiny dogs, so guess who’s next?
August 14th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Does she EVER stop talking on that damn cell phone? How rude!
August 15th, 2008 at 6:19 am
Paris looks great. Wish she’d ditch Benji and get herself a MAN. :/
But eh, if she’s happy then whatever.