OMG You Guys Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Broke Up!!!
August 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Dude, so how long did it take for this “serious relationship” to fall to pieces? A month? Two?
Sources are reporting that John dumped Jen.
“There’s been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source close to 30-year-old John. “They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked. John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.”
Word is that Jen’s already got a new man — some sort of male model. Sigh. Isn’t she bored of the male models yet?
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August 13th, 2008 at 9:26 am
I call B/S until their people confirm it.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:46 am
> “he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.”
Translation: She wouldn’t do the nastier things in bed.
August 13th, 2008 at 10:03 am
oh beet - as if one could EVER tire of male models!
August 13th, 2008 at 10:10 am
the “papers” by the register last night said she was pg, so if he cut and ran thet means he’s a typical man
August 13th, 2008 at 10:45 am
I use to feel bad for JA. Not sure what I feel anymore. She just keeps picking bad apples.
August 13th, 2008 at 11:26 am
I dont’ know how she was with him anyway - those stupid facial expressions he makes while ‘performing’ would have driven me away LONG ago.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I guess Jen learned all the new sex tricks she could from John and is now off to practice all she learned on her new model bf.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
thank goodness (no offense jen)!!!
my (other) future husband is back on the market
i knew it wouldn’t last long
August 13th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
It was all soooo predictable that I’m not even going to waste my time with an “I told you so.” Look on the bright side Jen. At least you came away from this with a bag full of new sexual positions and skills that will please your new boyfriend-at least for while, that is.
August 13th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
It seems like both of them go through significant others pretty fast. I’m sure Jen just wants to find the right guy already! I feel for her.
August 13th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
I told you all that Jen was moving too fast!
Any man that hooks up with her will forever be compared to Brad Pitt. No one can live up to that not-aging-well-Adonis!
August 14th, 2008 at 4:14 am
i totally lol’d at the fact they were originally “on a break.”
because anybody who’s ever watched Friends knows the line,
“WE WERE ON A BREAK!”
August 14th, 2008 at 9:25 am
She was just a speedbump under the Mayer Train.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:06 am
John Mayer is fuckin HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 14th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
It’d be nice to see her go for a guy of substance and intellect, not just good looks/talent.
Of course, it’d be nice if I won the MegaSuperPowerball Lottery, too.
August 17th, 2008 at 8:59 am
What about “Ive got your back LOVE” that John mentioned at his concert.