Things That Are Annoying Me Today

I find I often feel better after I tell you guys why I’m in a bad mood, so I’m going to do that now.

1) Stupid Internet connection at the office is absurdly slow.

2) Still not smoking. Want cigarette.

3) Am on crazy diet to try to lose the one billion pounds I gained during the past three weeks while not smoking, because I feel absolutely disgusting and don’t fit into any of my clothes. I’m currently wearing what are supposed to be my “fat jeans” and they’re very tight. If I gain any more weight I will not have anything to wear. Crazy diet is nutritionist-approved, and basically consists of me eating only things that are the color green and taste like ass for the next two weeks. I can supplement the green stuff with protein shakes and lean meats. I can eat lots of the green stuff, but it doesn’t matter. No matter how many fucking cucumbers you eat, you still feel hungry. Has anyone ever done a diet like this before? Does it get better after the first couple of days? Because right now I am HUNGRY and GRUMPY and I WANT A FUCKING SNICKERS BAR.

4) Leo is not at the office with me. :( He’s over six months old now, so I’m trying to get in the habit of not bringing him with me everywhere I go, because right now we both have really bad separation anxiety when we’re apart.

So, in summary, these are things I would like right now but can’t have: a fast Internet connection, a cigarette, a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and a cheeseburger, and my dog.

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