I Quit Smoking and Katherine Heigl Still Hasn’t
August 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet
This gives me great pleasure.
I can assure you that I am absolutely not going to turn into the kind of ex-smoker who’s all like, “Ewwwww, you smoke? That’s soooo gross!!! How could you do that to your body????” because nothing fucking annoys me more than those people. Like, “Motherfucker, you quit smoking cigarettes two months ago and currently you’re on your fifth vodka cran and it’s 7 o’clock on a Tuesday and also you just sold me a dime bag, so you need to shut the fuck up right now, okay?”
But I am making a single exception in the case of my much-detested Katie Heigl.
Ewwwwwwwwwww, Katie! That’s sooooooooo gross!!! How could you do that to your body?
HA HA HA HA HA.
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I don’t think she does much more than smoke and eat outside of Grey’s.
i so agree. i used to be that non-smoker who’d say those things to the smoker friends, until i became a smoker myself haha. though i have quit since my mother found out and she was about to disown me.
i like this picture almost as much as the verne troy’s dinner date picture.
What is she doing? Lunges?
I tend to agree that all she does is smoke and shove her face full of food while not on the set of the show, or some horrible lifetime movie…
All I have to say, is, I fucking love you. Why? Simply put, because of this;
“I can assure you that I am absolutely not going to turn into the kind of ex-smoker who’s all like, “Ewwwww, you smoke? That’s soooo gross!!! How could you do that to your body????†because nothing fucking annoys me more than those people. Like, “Motherfucker, you quit smoking cigarettes two months ago and currently you’re on your fifth vodka cran and it’s 7 o’clock on a Tuesday and also you just sold me a dime bag, so you need to shut the fuck up right now, okay?”
Enough said.
i think she’s trying to get rid of a wedgie.
I find women that smoke completely disgusting.
Give it a few years. Her face will begin to look older than she really is and she’ll have that baseball mit-looking skin. It will all catch up to her in time. Be patient Beet – you ROCK for making the decision to quit smoking. I know the cravings must be bad – but do you feel any better? I hope so, because feeling better only motivates you to stick with it.
Hang in there!
“and also you just sold me a dime bag,…”
…and the men who smoke?
i find people who hold double standards completely disgusting.
Im with Donky Punch
I find men that smoke completely disgusting.
I dont know do what you have against her, beet.. i like her
Wollen…STFU…get lost….what a buz kill!
Oh and Beet you will NEVER be sorry you quit smoking….NEVER!
Former Smoker,
PapaD
why are katie holmes and heigl wearing sweaters all the time?
are the impervious to heat?
i’m in so cal and we are sweating. i’d contemplate thoughts of suicide before i would think about sporting a freakin sweater here!
Let us all celebrate the removal of “wollen”.
Papadon I’m w/ u. Beet got rid of all his post’s. Stay clear u stray spamers :0
Wow, good for you Beet, you’re amazing!!!!!! : )
(plus the way everything works, you never know what’s really in them)
I’ve been smoke free for a year and it’s easy peasy! I drink a helluva lot of wine though…..but it’s ok cause i’m european :)
If she needs to feed an oral fixtion so bad, I’ll let her suck me off again and again. It least this is natural.
She looks like she’s dropping a dookie in her pants
Smoking makes her walk funny. Beet, your crappy corporate internet connection keeps timing out. Grrr.
WTF is she doing here? Why is her freakin’ leg like that?
And Beet–keep up the good work!! I meant to post yesterday when you were lamenting about your bad mood and weight gain brought on by not smoking. I am a marathon runner and I have a few friends who were life long smokers and they actually overcame their smoking cravings through running.
I’m not sure if your broken wheel is healed yet but if it is…it might be worth a shot! It kills two birds with one stone–kicks the shit out of weight loss AND helps with cravings.
Just a thought.
> …and the men who smoke?
> i find people who hold double standards completely disgusting.
Knock that feminist chip of your shoulder “me”. I am not gay so I don’t view men that way. I am talking about what I find attractive, or in this case don’t find attractive, in the opposite sex.
You’re doing great, Beet – keep it up!
Yeah, I’d kick off at Heigl for smoking, just for the fun of it, even though it’s not my style to give unsolicited health advice.
(Well, apart from ‘Keep your damn smoke away from me or your health really will suffer!’)
ribbet! we are so often on the same page! who cares about the smoking, i can’t stop obsessing on the sweater. and jeans. it’s like 100 degrees!
okay, smoking in the heat is pretty gross too, but the clothes are bugging me more.
yay! i quit smoking too. i look forward to looking down on katherine heigl and no one else. xo, good luck to you!
@joan: it’s funny how that happens isn’t it? stoopid sweater in august. forget cancer, she’s gonna die of heatstroke first!
is she getting ready to pee on the sidewalk?
I like her only because she was on Roswell and I loved that show as a teenager. Never watched Grey’s tho…
Why does everyone hate her so much?