The Royal Ronsons?
August 11th, 2008 by Evil BeetHarpers Bazaar — which recently ran the Tyra-as-Michelle-Obama photo spread — now brings you the Ronson children (Mark, Charlotte and Samantha) as the Royal Tenenbaums. Likey? No likey?
And of course they bring up Lindsay. Samantha’s response?
“I’m not going to talk about Lindsay because she’s my friend, you know? She’s great. She’s also 22 years old. I think people forget that. With the Internet the way it is, one second we’re enemies, one second we’re best friends, one second we’re lovers, and then we’re broken up.”
WTF does that mean, Samantha?
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August 11th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
thought it was a cute idea, and i love that movie. i did not know samantha ronson was 31 years old! (until the recent birthday celebration pics). crazy.
August 11th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
look who’s on the 15 minute train ride now…………
August 11th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
am I the only one who thinks Samantha looks kind of pretty as a girl with makup on? lol look at the pic with them sitting at the table!
August 11th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
the ronson family is supercool. period.
August 11th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
oh yea, def. didnt know she was british until googling her and her fam…just thought she was one of those famous for no reason/by association types. Now I see she is one of those famous for being born into a wealthy family/for no reason types.
And yea I agree with me..she def. does not look 31.
August 11th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
These pictures are good in theory, but they kind of bore me.
August 11th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Yes, it is good
August 11th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
It surprised me how pretty Sam is in these pictures..
August 11th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
better than tyra’s pictures because they are portraying fictional characters.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Samanta is wearing a bow???!???!!! :O
August 11th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
on a totally unrelated note, beet… phelps just won another gold. i’m waiting for his pubic bones
August 11th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I just realized they had another sibling the other day who’s Samantha’s twin and that her name was Charlotte which I though was funny because of Sex and The City. And it made me wonder are they complete opposites like Sam and Charlotte on SATC.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
wow, charlotte is hot!
i wonder if her and sam have ever gotten it on?
August 11th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I must say that I like this Royal T concept. It is cleaver. I have met the Ronson mother before, and she is very charming. In person, Samantha is also nice-ish……however, like all rich people, they are not exactly in touch with reality. I am just tired of the young artsy, actor/writer/desinger/musicians out there who try to act “down” and “real”, when they really have been handed everything to them and have only faced open doors. Yes, they are talented; but so would we all be if we were given the opportunities they have. Not hatin’, just sayin’.
August 12th, 2008 at 1:56 am
Someone needs to tell Sam that Sharpies do not make good eyeliner.
August 12th, 2008 at 3:50 am
likey!
August 12th, 2008 at 6:10 am
The Royal Tenenbaums was one funny movie.
August 12th, 2008 at 6:25 am
Samantha Ronson, celebrity DJ?
Please, what kind of profession is that. She’s just an ugly Paris Hilton. It takes NO TALENT to play songs off of a laptop.
August 13th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Am I missing something? Why feature the Ronsons???????? So fucking what about them!!!!!!!
I loved me some Royal T though. The dalmation mice!
August 15th, 2008 at 6:31 am
Samantha’s comment is…misleading.