SOMEBODY GET ME A TEAM MILEY T-SHIRT

August 11th, 2008 by Evil Beet


The Jonas Brothers added fuel to the Selena-vs-Miley feud this weekend, as eldest bro Kevin left his NYC hotel wearing a “Team Demi and Selena” t-shirt.

God, I looooooooooove this feud!

It’s breathing new life into gossip.

TEAM MILEY ALL THE WAY, BEYOTCHES!!!

Seriously are they selling these shirts at Kitson yet OR WHAT?

I NEED ONE!


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65 Responses to “SOMEBODY GET ME A TEAM MILEY T-SHIRT”

  1. momster says:

    and the gloves are off…

  2. Klipper says:

    Not only do they make horrible kiddy music, but those brothers are so incredibly gay looking. I know they’re the new Hanson, but come on.. people need to listen to real music.

  3. kat says:

    oh no beet, not miley! she’s horrible!!!!!
    i heard the jonas bros sing for the first time… HA! sounds like they are constipated.

  4. Tracy says:

    I want the Team Demi and Selena!! It’s ON Beet!

  5. Hillary says:

    Go Demi and Selena.
    (I think Selena is great! Demi, she’s okay too.)
    The jonas brothers, however, sound like squealing pigs and look like parakeets.
    Ugh, Miley and Mandy suck eggs.
    But hey, Kevin is officially okay by me.

  6. Skye says:

    omg. when i thought i hated all things Disney, I cant stand Miley more than anything. I officially love the Jonas Brother thats wearing that shirt! GO SELENA AND THE OTHER GIRL!!!!

  7. one size fits most says:

    team miley all the wayyyy!!!! wooooooooooooooooo~

  8. jennie says:

    This is so stupid.

    So. Stupid.

    And I hate myself for secretly enjoying this. And you, Beet, for linking to Miley’s See You Again like a zillion years ago. I still have it on my mp3.
    But, what I hate even more are those ugly brothers, with their ugly hair playing their shitty music. Not a single song of theirs that my sister have tormented me with is stuck in my head like See You Again.

    So. I’m going with TEAM MILEY! WOOH!

  9. Madge says:

    I want- nay, NEED a Team Miley shirt too!!

  10. quirkygirlkitten says:

    kiddie twats. who gives a crap?

  11. f. says:

    Ahaha my friend&i were just talking about that…do they just have a team selena?cause camp rock is agh…&selena gomez is waaaaay better than miley!

  12. Rachel says:

    Are you crazy??? team Miley? aggggggggggggggg

  13. jemms says:

    they are friggin 15!!!! why on GODS green earth do they need a ”press release” on their “relationship?” f!@# at 15 you are like, over it in 20 minutes. this is creepy. move on.

  14. Hannah says:

    i agree team Miley all the way!!!! i love the jonas brothers but jesus!!!!selena and demi are stupid wannabes!!!!and are fags!!!

  15. jojo says:

    miley cyrus is a bitch. go selena and demi (who has an awesome voice)

  16. hil says:

    i want a shirt exactly like kevin has on because
    well miley is an attention starved skanky with trashy clothes and a man voice
    and selena is wonderful and demi’s… just around
    but enither of them are half as annoying as either of the m and m girls

    and the jonas brothers—i will not fight back. i will only leave you with this. i am getting up an hour and a half early tom. to get the cd before work :-D

  17. BraStrapp says:

    Isnt He like 20 something??
    and those selina and demi chicks are like
    15… he should get some friends his own age….
    oh wait he can’t because people his age are in college…so he’s stuck with chilling with his little brothers. poor man

  18. censorthis says:

    @ klipper; right now. they look gay because they are gay. which ain’t a bad thing. so was mick jagger once or twice.

  19. Daniella says:

    God are these kids annoying… I thought Miley was the worst one of all, but wait! It seems there are others bringing up the rear!

    And it only makes sense that they’d be “feuding”. Lovely.

  20. QUEENPRINCESS says:

    TEAM MILEY….O YEA BITCHES….!!!!!ITS ON.FUCK KEVIN GAY ASS.

  21. iiirene says:

    omg i cannot believe he did that!!!! im with you on that Beet the day i find out they come out im getting a team miley shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. ribbet says:

    my daughter: mommy can we go to the miley cyrus/ jonas brother’s concert? i can win a backstage pass if you buy me an endless supply of sugar coated products.

    me: no. you are six and therefore can not go alone. i can not sit through that garbage, so you are out of luck.

    me: carrie, who do you like better: miley cyrus or selena gomez from your 101 Dalmations DVD?

    my daughter: hannah montana.
    yes, my daughter prefers the fictional character to either of the real people.

    me: what do you think about the jonas brothers? carrie: they’re okay when they’re with hannah montana, but i think their hair is kind of ugly. the only good song they do is We’re the kids of the future from meet the robinsons. (remake of we’re the kids of america.)

    out of the mouths of babes.

  23. Ariana says:

    I want a team miley shirt so bad!

  24. ribbet says:

    beet et al. i googled team miley tee and team miley shirt.
    it seems that zazzle.com is selling them for $20.45 and they can be customized. imho, the shirt is a cuter option than the tee.
    happy shopping!

  25. Mel says:

    No way beet go Selena and Demi!!!! The Jonas Brothers know how to get some more free press alright.

  26. J-Po says:

    Props to Kevin (the boring one) to draw the line in the sand. I’m a little disappointed that Beet is on team Miley. I mean, I would be too if Miley admitted she’s a jealous tranny teen whore, but she hasn’t! Team Selena and Demi all the way! Bump, Miley and her suga mamma Mandy, bitches are butt skanks.

  27. please says:

    Come on people. Even my thirteen year old can’t stand any of these kids.

  28. Cherilyn says:

    TEAM MILEY!!

  29. Anonymous says:

    TEAMMM MILEYYY ! :)

  30. milka says:

    WTF beet!!!
    how can you support any of these baby prostitutes?
    if I “had” to chose, then definitely not Miley. I just want to punch her douchebag hamster face aaaallllll day!!!!

  31. klorofyllning says:

    Don’t really give a crap about any of these kids……but still…..Miley Virus annoys me more than anything right now. She is crap!

  32. PWS says:

    I want a ‘I LoVe Beet” t-shirt to come out. I would wear it as a uniform.

  33. disgusted says:

    whats wrong with him? isnt he old enough to know better?? what a DOUCHE!

  34. Tiffany says:

    TEAM MILEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

  35. inara says:

    Wow, isn’t this something? The public egging on teenagers to fight in front of the spotlight. It’s like a schoolyard on a grander scale but the whole debacle is just a whole lot more sad and disgusting.

  36. SJ says:

    BraStrapp, you are so right, hahaha.

    But then again, I’m his age, and I’m all about a Team Miley shirt.

  37. Lauren says:

    Miley is such a skank-whore. :) I’m definitely team Demi and Selena!

  38. Lauren says:

    TEAM MILEY!
    screw Selena and Demi..
    this whole feud is going to turn into a Hilary Duff vs. Lindsay Lohan over Nick Carter thing.

  39. KELSO says:

    It;s so sad that I am 16 and actually rooting for Miley Cyrus, otherwise known as Hannah Montanna. BUT I AM.
    And where can I find one of these things?!

  40. Team Selena and Demi says:

    Okay. Lets get one thing straight. Miley Whorus is GAYYY! She’s not only setting a DISCUSTING example for little girls but is just down right FULL of her self. I dislike her with a passion! She not pretty at all and she trys to act like she 25! And her friend infulenced it all. Yeah MANDY is not to hott herself. So thank you very much. I’m so on Team S and D. Selena is a beautiful latina like me and Demi is down right awsome and beautiful. Miley has no curves to save her life. And for the Jo Bros. They are not gay. They just dress nice unlike your fugly little boyfriends these days. They’re young men and thier parents have them going in the right direction unlike Miley. Seriously…WHERE IS HER MOM!? Nuff said bitches. Miley sucks ass. S and D Rock. And Jobros = hott.

    - Emma Rose “]

  41. Shena says:

    GO MILEY!
    http://www.merchdirect.net/perezhilton
    You can get the tee’s on perez’s site!
    lol :)

  42. Maria says:

    Lol. I agree about the Nick Carter thing. I think Miley would be Lindsay.

    I WANT A TEAM MILEY SHIRT.

  43. Ashley says:

    Team Miley-bitchesssssssss! Selena & Demi suck ass.

  44. Kari says:

    GO TEAM MILEY!!!
    The Jonas Brothers are gay and probably practice incest…. they look like the product of inbreeding…
    Selena & Demi. Trash.

  45. Alexa says:

    Oh, Beet. Don’t tell me YOU’VE jumped on the Miley bandwagon too. I mean, I don’t HATE Miley, but i don’t like her either. Which is why I’m on TEAM DEMI AND SELENA! And the Jonas Brothers = hotness.

  46. Emma Rose / team selena and demi says:

    Wow all over you suck ass. Miley is about the gayest thing ever. You know what she’s not even a thing she like that crap you find in the ocean but you can’t really see it. Oh yeah Plankton. Haha. Wow you Miley lovers are like so brainwashed by her lifting skirt fake personality, Selena and Demi are the real deal. Miley is like…wow words cann’t even in explain how much me and my little sisters dislike her. We don’t even watch Hannah Montana anymore. Go Demi and Selena.

  47. jackie says:

    ME TOO I NEED A TEAM MILEY SHIRT!!! CAUSE SHE ROCKS!! MILEY ALL THE WAY!!

    P.S. THEY SELL BOTH THE SHIRTS IN PEREZHILTON.COM

  48. Aurora In Boston says:

    OH FUCKING YAWN TO ALL THESE TEEN ASSHOLES!!!! When they start driving down Melrose Drunk, with their cocks hanging out swallowing pills let me know until then YAWN at the shitty TEEN DRAMA!

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