Katie Holmes Jeans Watch
August 9th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Now she’s just fucking with us.
She sits at home in her cage at night like “How can I take ugly jeans to the next level?”
It’s the only hobby she has left, you guys. Tom won’t even let her watch reruns of Dawson’s Creek anymore. So maybe we should go easy on her.
Nah.
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August 9th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Good lord, they’re ugly. x__x I seriously hope she’s not trying to get them back into style. And even if they possibly did, you wouldn’t catch me wearing them.
August 9th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Perhaps she is hiding purple legs now from some strange Scientology cleansing ritual.
August 9th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Look at where her crotch is and then where the top of the jeans are.
Enough said.
August 9th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
They look comfortable, at least. *shifty eyes* Um, but if she’s going for “comfy” she should really untuck her shirt.
August 9th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
honestly I think this is much, much better.
I had a dream about you last night Beet, it was very odd. I emailed you for some reason or another and you though I was some guy you went to high school with and you were drunk and you offered to send me pictures of your nipples.
Don’t ask me, I really don’t know.
August 9th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Whats up with her holding her arm out all funny?
August 9th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Good God, she’s wearing Mommy jeans.
August 9th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I’m not in to the new high wasted jeans trend, but I actually kind of like those…and they look comfy.
August 9th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
i like the idea of wide legs….but these jeans make her look fat! and we can say what we want about her ULGY, UGLY jeans…but katie holmes is NOT fat!!
those jeans…are an outrage on her. BURN THEM.
August 9th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Better than the last pair.
August 9th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
lmao lmao lmao!!!!! Looking forward to the next ugly jean
August 9th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
i happen to think she looks great. i also think that those pants are adorable
August 9th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
i actually agree with ‘anonymous’ on this one. with the right top and shoes (katie REALLY didnt ‘get it’) those pants could be HOT.
August 9th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
i agree with tania, those pants are really cute. maybe shes just trying to start a trend, and im loving it.
August 9th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
i’m done. i am not going to say it anymore; i know that there is an elephant in the room, but i am ignoring it just like the rest of us should without twitching.
August 9th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Oops, I posted at the wrong place. She looks great, and very slender, in bell bottoms. But she is wearing the wrong kind of shoe. Boots are called for, with some heigth in the heel, so that the back hem of the jeans just brush the walking surface.
August 9th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
sorry
too unglamorous for my taste
and she looks really on the sad side
August 9th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
i like them! i couldn’t pull them off, but i think they’re cute
August 9th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
i think she looks freakin fabulous here. i love this look. not everyone needs to wear tight low-riders every day. it’s retro, yet fashion forward. i applaud kaie holmes for at least attempting to form her own style instead of being a cookie cutter clone of some played out stylist’s idea of what style is.
August 9th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
personally, i wouldn’t wear high waisted jeans, but she actually pulls them off quite well. that’s hard to do with that style.
August 9th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
maybe she’s getting into character for new role. As a crip circa 1992.
August 9th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
um, what about her mini camel toe?!?!?
i’m into the high waist, but not when i dissects ones labia.
and she needs some fucking heels with pants like that.
August 9th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
excuse me… when IT dissects… blah blah blah
August 9th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
those jeans look damn good on her
August 9th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
August 9th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Oh my goodness..come on Katie…sorry to tell ya but your stylist needs to go back to style school..
August 9th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I had a pair like that. Back in the 70s.
August 9th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
she looks great. awesome pair of jeans with a cute tee. want.
August 9th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
i actualy love her outfit.
August 9th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
actually*
August 9th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
I’d just look gi-normous in those.
August 9th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
She looks comfy.. but I could never pull these off
August 9th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
These are like, a cross between mom jeans, bell bottoms, and high waste pants.
yuck!
and whats with the little tie thingy as like a belt?!
August 9th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
what is the temperature in nyc? why is she constantly wearing sweaters? i still maintain that the jeans aren’t so bad - it is how and with what she is wearing them.
a cute top, no sweater and some heals and the look would be quite nice.
August 9th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
as expected from people on this site, you all react extremley girly “liek omg LOOK AT THAT!!!!!” however, i’m not expecting you to like this style on her since you don’t appreciate an unoriginal style.
August 9th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
they look GOOD, i agree that her last few outfits have been weird, but she looks great here! you guys are delusional!
August 9th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Those look like a cross between, mom jeans, bell bottoms, and high waste pants.
Yuck!
and whats with the tie thingy as a belt?!
August 9th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
oops! i posted that twice.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
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August 9th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
um, i meant heels not heals.
August 10th, 2008 at 12:01 am
I kind of love the entire outfit. Go Katie!
August 10th, 2008 at 12:40 am
I think she looks great!!! I love the look, and the jeans. (except for the little labia thing).
August 10th, 2008 at 12:53 am
WTF!!
why do some people here think “she´s trying to set a trend”?? why should she sit in bed next to her horrible hubby and think “hmm I want to start a new fashion trend today” SERIOUSLY!!
ok she married tom, that is insane enough, but I think she just wears clothes she likes. To the people whot think her outfit is not “glamourous” enough: she´s most probably running errands so why dress up and wear heels? Do you do that? She´s not Paris Hilton.
I am definitely not a Katie fan but have to admit that I like her style these days…
in her teens…horrifying!!
meeting tom….kitchy
marrying tom….style like 40-year-old mom
now….pretty cool, fresh, non-slutty, not trying to be extraordinary (like slutienna miller with her oh-i-am-so-boho-bitch-galore-look)
August 10th, 2008 at 5:35 am
her outfit is preety decent!!
i like the jeans they look comfy
August 10th, 2008 at 5:36 am
i’d take the carol brady look over the peg-leg thing anytime.
August 10th, 2008 at 8:37 am
is this just me or can anybody else see a camel toe ?!?
August 10th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Dear God…is the camel toe necessary? I guess we can expect it from a pair of jeans that look as though they can serve as both a pair of jeans, a winter scarf and a snow cap all in one…what happened to her? She used to be pretty fashionable but now she is moorfing into ick!
August 11th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Rebellion, seeking attention, depression, poor self image, stupid designer’s peer pressure? Pick one or decide rich Katie’s channeling from her movie ‘Pieces of April’ is akin to mocking the poor and mentally handicapped.. having the fatally sad opportunity to live out their freakish fantasies in her own sad life?
August 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
She’s clearly trying to be an ICON.
But it’s not happening.
August 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
I like her hair though.
August 11th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I’m with tigerlille. These are great jeans for Katie if she could add some boots. She normally looks horribly skinny. Now she looks like she has hips and some shape. Much more feminine than her usual look. The real problem is the cardie. Shivers
August 11th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
You know the funny thing about this? Those jeans are fantastic. But never forget the Golden Rule.. “You wear the pants. Don’t let the pants wear you.” I’m going to have to say, Katie’s fallen out of the limelight in favor of her denim! Maybe she needs to look a little less.. I don’t know.. “imprisoned.”
August 11th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Two words: hem them.
August 12th, 2008 at 4:33 am
Ok I liked the last ones, but this made me LOL
August 25th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
love these jeans
October 4th, 2008 at 5:54 am
please go back to dawsons creek