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	<title>Comments on: You Can Take the Girl Out of Texas, But You Obviously Can&#8217;t Get Her Into Actual Pants</title>
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		<title>By: James</title>
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		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:08:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why would you even be looking at this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why would you even be looking at this.</p>
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		<title>By: PoliteTia</title>
		<link>http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/08/08/you-can-take-the-girl-out-of-texas-but-you-obviously-cant-get-her-into-actual-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-339207</link>
		<dc:creator>PoliteTia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m on board with Tiger Lille! Jessica has hit the bottom rung. Her career is over! She never did become a pop icon. I hope her new country song is better than the way she butchered &quot;Take My Breath Away&quot; That rendition was God awful!
Ashley is the hot Simpson now! Well... Ashley and Marge.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m on board with Tiger Lille! Jessica has hit the bottom rung. Her career is over! She never did become a pop icon. I hope her new country song is better than the way she butchered &#8220;Take My Breath Away&#8221; That rendition was God awful!<br />
Ashley is the hot Simpson now! Well&#8230; Ashley and Marge.</p>
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		<title>By: Diane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pigs!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pigs!</p>
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		<title>By: Tess</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:23:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The girl is sleazy and has no class whatsoever.  She had 4,ooo there on a buy one get one deal.  She looks preggers.  
Carrie brought he house down selling 12,ooo actual tickets. No freebies.
Talented, Classy, and a looker.  Jess should take some pointers.
No wonder Tony Romo is calling Carrie all the time and dumb ole Jess just sits bye eatn her meat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The girl is sleazy and has no class whatsoever.  She had 4,ooo there on a buy one get one deal.  She looks preggers.<br />
Carrie brought he house down selling 12,ooo actual tickets. No freebies.<br />
Talented, Classy, and a looker.  Jess should take some pointers.<br />
No wonder Tony Romo is calling Carrie all the time and dumb ole Jess just sits bye eatn her meat.</p>
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		<title>By: Alan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 12:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Beet, it would appear that you and I have been rather roundly chastised concerning our rude comments about Ms. Simpson&#039;s attire.  May I suggest that in the future, all comments to this site be censored and that only subjects of a pleasant and genteel nature be allowed.   These subjects could include those such as the weather, gardening and knitting.  Oh, dear me, I just dropped a stitch.   If you will excuse me, I must go in search of my smelling salts.  I feel an attack of the vapors coming on.  

P.S.

It&#039;s a damn good thing we didn&#039;t mention Jessica&#039;s clit.  There really would have been Hell to pay.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beet, it would appear that you and I have been rather roundly chastised concerning our rude comments about Ms. Simpson&#8217;s attire.  May I suggest that in the future, all comments to this site be censored and that only subjects of a pleasant and genteel nature be allowed.   These subjects could include those such as the weather, gardening and knitting.  Oh, dear me, I just dropped a stitch.   If you will excuse me, I must go in search of my smelling salts.  I feel an attack of the vapors coming on.  </p>
<p>P.S.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a damn good thing we didn&#8217;t mention Jessica&#8217;s clit.  There really would have been Hell to pay.</p>
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		<title>By: pebobryson</title>
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		<dc:creator>pebobryson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HA HA .......State Fair</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HA HA &#8230;&#8230;.State Fair</p>
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		<title>By: censorthis</title>
		<link>http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/08/08/you-can-take-the-girl-out-of-texas-but-you-obviously-cant-get-her-into-actual-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-338344</link>
		<dc:creator>censorthis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>seeing her ass cheek alone would make me want to cheat on my cancer ridden wife!

your pal,

john edwards</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>seeing her ass cheek alone would make me want to cheat on my cancer ridden wife!</p>
<p>your pal,</p>
<p>john edwards</p>
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		<title>By: elle</title>
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		<dc:creator>elle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>beet when u post crude things, u make creepy ass men like alan think they are justified in writing even cruder things back! gross</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>beet when u post crude things, u make creepy ass men like alan think they are justified in writing even cruder things back! gross</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Her legs look fantastic... good for her!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her legs look fantastic&#8230; good for her!</p>
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		<title>By: Aurora In Boston</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aurora In Boston</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She sucks!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She sucks!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Mark</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We don&#039;t don&#039;t have professional paprazzi here in Hoosierland.  You have to take what you can get, Beet.  Sorry.

Mark</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We don&#8217;t don&#8217;t have professional paprazzi here in Hoosierland.  You have to take what you can get, Beet.  Sorry.</p>
<p>Mark</p>
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		<title>By: Alan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There was a photo of our Jessica a year or so ago wearing very similar SHORT, shorts and in a similar pose.  The camera angle was lower and you actually could see labia.  She was shaved, of course.  Yummy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There was a photo of our Jessica a year or so ago wearing very similar SHORT, shorts and in a similar pose.  The camera angle was lower and you actually could see labia.  She was shaved, of course.  Yummy!</p>
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