You Can Take the Girl Out of Texas, But You Obviously Can’t Get Her Into Actual Pants
August 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Here’s Jessica Simpson singing her little country ass off at the Indiana State Fair.
If you look closely, you can actually see her ass cheek. See?
I tried to find a shot that was a full-on crotch shot, but there wasn’t one. Clearly the photogs weren’t trying hard enough. I’m sure it could have been done if they’d put some effort into it. What a wasted opportunity! This is what happens when you play shows in Indiana; none of the good photographers show up. In LA, we would have at least gotten a hint of labia out of this shit.
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August 8th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Have pity on the girl. Do you have any notion of how hot and humid it is here in Indiana? Fortunately, a cool front is moving in. Jessica probably had a thong on anyway.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
nice toned legs I must say.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Mmmm, labia. Not just for breakfast any more.
August 9th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Beet I know this has nothing 2 w/ ur subject but what happened 2 ur photocrank idea? I saw a couple of them some were cute like when Katie was walking w/ Suri.
August 9th, 2008 at 12:55 am
She’s just the perfect woman.
August 9th, 2008 at 6:19 am
There was a photo of our Jessica a year or so ago wearing very similar SHORT, shorts and in a similar pose. The camera angle was lower and you actually could see labia. She was shaved, of course. Yummy!
August 9th, 2008 at 8:01 am
We don’t don’t have professional paprazzi here in Hoosierland. You have to take what you can get, Beet. Sorry.
Mark
August 9th, 2008 at 8:13 am
She sucks!!!!!!
August 9th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Her legs look fantastic… good for her!
August 9th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
beet when u post crude things, u make creepy ass men like alan think they are justified in writing even cruder things back! gross
August 9th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
seeing her ass cheek alone would make me want to cheat on my cancer ridden wife!
your pal,
john edwards
August 9th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
HA HA …….State Fair
August 10th, 2008 at 5:16 am
Beet, it would appear that you and I have been rather roundly chastised concerning our rude comments about Ms. Simpson’s attire. May I suggest that in the future, all comments to this site be censored and that only subjects of a pleasant and genteel nature be allowed. These subjects could include those such as the weather, gardening and knitting. Oh, dear me, I just dropped a stitch. If you will excuse me, I must go in search of my smelling salts. I feel an attack of the vapors coming on.
P.S.
It’s a damn good thing we didn’t mention Jessica’s clit. There really would have been Hell to pay.
August 10th, 2008 at 9:23 am
The girl is sleazy and has no class whatsoever. She had 4,ooo there on a buy one get one deal. She looks preggers.
Carrie brought he house down selling 12,ooo actual tickets. No freebies.
Talented, Classy, and a looker. Jess should take some pointers.
No wonder Tony Romo is calling Carrie all the time and dumb ole Jess just sits bye eatn her meat.
August 10th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Pigs!
August 11th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I’m on board with Tiger Lille! Jessica has hit the bottom rung. Her career is over! She never did become a pop icon. I hope her new country song is better than the way she butchered “Take My Breath Away” That rendition was God awful!
Ashley is the hot Simpson now! Well… Ashley and Marge.