Shia LaBeouf May Be Losing His Pinky Finger
August 6th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Star magazine is reporting that Shia LaBeouf’s hand may be so badly injured that they have to amputate his pinky finger.
“Shia called producers yesterday and told them,” the source on the set in Alamogordo, N.M. says. “It’s really thrown the movie into turmoil.”
I thought about this for awhile, feeling really bad for him, and then I was like, “What do I really use my pinky finger for anyway?” I mean, typing, obviously, and then on occasion to demonstrate visually the penis size of men who have stopped returning my phone calls. Shia’s probably not doing a lot of either, so he’ll be fine.
Update: This rumor is apparently false.
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Because star magazine is always so so accurate
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b22552_no_amputation_shia_labeouf.html
It’s fake.
Also in the pictures his pinky isn’t even one of the damaged fingers. Look how it’s not wrapped.
That’s funny, in the first pics that came out of Shia having a smoke break at the hospital, his pinky finger is clearly OUTSIDE of the cast on his hand and arm. If it was that badly damaged wouldn’t it be inside??
wow, that really sucks for him.
I mean, would they have to amputate it for medical reasons? Or could he keep it without using it just for aesthetic reasons?
This could all just be a huge rumour and I am taking to the next level, but still..
Nadine, if they had to amputate it would be due to a lack of healthy tissue or inability to sustain bloodflow to the finger. They only remove what would otherwise become infected and cause more problems.
Not that it’s true.
Beet,
The use of your pinkie is cruel in that context, but funny.
Signed,
All Mankind
i’ll kiss his boo boo!
my yaya had really bad circulation in her feet
so they had to amputate ALL of her toes on each foot
that shit is serious!!
but yeah thats bull shit
just a silly-nilly rumour
at least he won’t look so gay when he drinks tea.
EB, stop making me laugh out loud at work!!!