Paris Hilton Is Running for President
August 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet
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I don’t think she quite meets the age requirement. Otherwise, I would start a serious write-in campaign on her behalf.
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August 5th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Hahaha Awesome. Wasn’t someone on this site saying that she didn’t do anything the other day?
Seriously. I would vote for her. Luckily for all of you guys, I’m not American.
August 5th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
And I am going to call First, because those stupid spam comments don’t count.
August 5th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
This is hilarious! Go Team Hilton! (I’m not usually a fan, but she just might get my vote now - LOL)
August 5th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
lmao that’s hilarious! go paris!
August 5th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Paris ROCKS!! Her ad was awesome!!!!!!!!
August 5th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
I surprised she could read the card with the long words on it.
August 5th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
that was actually funny for Paris.
no offence, but please don’t start calling ‘first’ here now… that’s the kind of thing I avoid Perez for.
August 5th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
OMG! I never thought I would say this but___I love Paris! At least for this!!
August 5th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Beet! Please,please,please fix the site so we can see the Kathy Lee post and beyond!
August 5th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
I LOVE this. Paris is going to come out with a brain. Who would have thought that she could make a complete sentence or read a que card.
August 5th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
THIS could actually solve all US foreign relation problems! Think about it! She can make any leader sign anything !
August 5th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Yeah, I basically said she was a useless b-yatch yesterday… I still think that, but I am glad to see she at least has a sense of humor about herself.
August 5th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
bwahahahahahahahaaha!!…… oh my!
but seriously………………*piddles self laughing again*
bwahahahahahahahahaha!!
August 5th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
I’m impressed. I hate her a little less right now.
August 5th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
I love her so much, and I’m glad people are finally beginning to see how full of win she is.
August 5th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
That was hilarious.
Oh and FUCK THE PERSON WHO SAID FIRST.
This isn’t perez, commentors here actually have brains.
August 5th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Is there something wrong with the Kathie Lee Gifford post. Please fix it. I love Kathie Lee Gifford. She is annoying as HELL,yet, I can’t even begin to count all of the naughty, sexy things that I would love to do with her hot, horny, MILF ass if I were ever lucky enough to get her in bed naked for an entire weekend. Let’s just say she wouldn’t be able to cross her legs or stop smiling for a week.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Loves it!
Nice to see that Paris has a sense of humour about herself. Whoever wrote it did a great job.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
she just totally redeemed herself…fantastic!
August 5th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
I’d totally love the US to have Paris as a president, now she’s getting back on her feet, she represents such positivity it could probably balance the image foreigners have had of the Bush administration..
August 6th, 2008 at 12:03 am
hahahaha i love this video. its good to see that she can have a sense of humor about it, whoever wrote it did a good job. makes sense and is funny.
im happy to see positive feedback instead of negative about her
August 6th, 2008 at 1:17 am
yes! YES!
August 6th, 2008 at 2:32 am
OMG that was sooo funny. I actually kinda like her now.
August 6th, 2008 at 2:40 am
loves it. yeah, I like her a little now too.
August 6th, 2008 at 6:12 am
She has brain ? Really, where? It’s not between her legs after all?
August 6th, 2008 at 6:40 am
OMG im impressed A LOT!
She just might end up being normal!
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
Go Paris!
August 6th, 2008 at 7:42 am
lol wow, I, too, am impressed that she was able to read that entire card and sound knowledgeable at the same time! Unless they just clipped a bunch of her words together? That would be some amazing editing, though…
August 6th, 2008 at 8:41 am
I love Paris haha, she’s just great :))
August 6th, 2008 at 8:59 am
This was funny and I’m surprised that she can pronounce the big words.
August 6th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Pretty funny clip, the use of Yoda is a nice touch
August 6th, 2008 at 9:17 am
paris hiltons voice scares me. anyone else get that? she sounds like an evil cyborg.
August 6th, 2008 at 10:43 am
I so wanna vote for her and then put her on some form of currency.
August 6th, 2008 at 11:18 am
just dont get it… its a joke??? … :S its just like legally blond video jaja
August 6th, 2008 at 11:54 am
I’ll vote for Miss Valtrex before I waste my vote on McLame.
August 7th, 2008 at 3:14 am
That was like; totally hot!
August 8th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I’m impressed, I would have thought she would have been stumbling over the words.
August 9th, 2008 at 5:00 am
That was actually really really funny! Loved it!