Paris Hilton Is Running for President
August 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet
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I don’t think she quite meets the age requirement. Otherwise, I would start a serious write-in campaign on her behalf.
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Hahaha Awesome. Wasn’t someone on this site saying that she didn’t do anything the other day?
Seriously. I would vote for her. Luckily for all of you guys, I’m not American.
And I am going to call First, because those stupid spam comments don’t count.
This is hilarious! Go Team Hilton! (I’m not usually a fan, but she just might get my vote now – LOL)
lmao that’s hilarious! go paris!
Paris ROCKS!! Her ad was awesome!!!!!!!!
I surprised she could read the card with the long words on it.
that was actually funny for Paris.
no offence, but please don’t start calling ‘first’ here now… that’s the kind of thing I avoid Perez for.
OMG! I never thought I would say this but___I love Paris! At least for this!!
Beet! Please,please,please fix the site so we can see the Kathy Lee post and beyond!
I LOVE this. Paris is going to come out with a brain. Who would have thought that she could make a complete sentence or read a que card.
THIS could actually solve all US foreign relation problems! Think about it! She can make any leader sign anything !
Yeah, I basically said she was a useless b-yatch yesterday… I still think that, but I am glad to see she at least has a sense of humor about herself.
bwahahahahahahahaaha!!…… oh my!
but seriously………………*piddles self laughing again*
bwahahahahahahahahaha!!
I’m impressed. I hate her a little less right now.
I love her so much, and I’m glad people are finally beginning to see how full of win she is.
That was hilarious.
Oh and FUCK THE PERSON WHO SAID FIRST.
This isn’t perez, commentors here actually have brains.
Is there something wrong with the Kathie Lee Gifford post. Please fix it. I love Kathie Lee Gifford. She is annoying as HELL,yet, I can’t even begin to count all of the naughty, sexy things that I would love to do with her hot, horny, MILF ass if I were ever lucky enough to get her in bed naked for an entire weekend. Let’s just say she wouldn’t be able to cross her legs or stop smiling for a week.
Loves it!
Nice to see that Paris has a sense of humour about herself. Whoever wrote it did a great job.
she just totally redeemed herself…fantastic!
I’d totally love the US to have Paris as a president, now she’s getting back on her feet, she represents such positivity it could probably balance the image foreigners have had of the Bush administration..
hahahaha i love this video. its good to see that she can have a sense of humor about it, whoever wrote it did a good job. makes sense and is funny.
im happy to see positive feedback instead of negative about her
yes! YES!
OMG that was sooo funny. I actually kinda like her now.
loves it. yeah, I like her a little now too.
She has brain ? Really, where? It’s not between her legs after all?
OMG im impressed A LOT!
She just might end up being normal!
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
Go Paris!
lol wow, I, too, am impressed that she was able to read that entire card and sound knowledgeable at the same time! Unless they just clipped a bunch of her words together? That would be some amazing editing, though…
I love Paris haha, she’s just great :))
This was funny and I’m surprised that she can pronounce the big words.
Pretty funny clip, the use of Yoda is a nice touch
paris hiltons voice scares me. anyone else get that? she sounds like an evil cyborg.
I so wanna vote for her and then put her on some form of currency.
just dont get it… its a joke??? … :S its just like legally blond video jaja
I’ll vote for Miss Valtrex before I waste my vote on McLame.
That was like; totally hot!
I’m impressed, I would have thought she would have been stumbling over the words.
That was actually really really funny! Loved it!