Katie Holmes is a Woman on a Mission

August 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet


You will all wear peg-and-roll jeans this season.

You must.

Katie will see to it.

Do you think it’s possible that there’s a secret coded message here? Maybe somewhere in the creases of the roll is encoded directions for freeing her from the prison Tom locks her up in at night? That’s the only way this makes sense to me. I’ve never seen Katie so passionate about a fashion trend before. This is a cry for help, you guys.


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21 Responses to “Katie Holmes is a Woman on a Mission”

  1. gia says:

    maybe she is method acting…who the hell knows, with her it could be just about anything. i just wish she would start thinking before she dresses in the future. at least pair them with better tops or something.
    ick! she has gorgeous hair, i wish she would grow it a bit to cover that oddly thick looking neck of hers.

  2. Red says:

    What is wrong with her? Why does she need to be in our planet? Is it cruel if we put her and Tom on a rocket headed to no where in space and balst them off? To have that much money and dress like that should be against the law! What an ass-clown…

  3. blue says:

    I think she looks flawless and bold. conformity is overrated.

  4. me! says:

    Trying to distract us from the belly……….

    It seems to be working!

  5. MW says:

    Ok, ok, it’s not ‘peg-and-roll” — it’s just pegged. Pegged jeans. You peg your jeans. Trust me, I was rockin em in high school in the late-80s. And good god, I cannot believe this numbskull is wearing them now!

  6. cj says:

    Maybe she has a sophisticated sartorial sense of humor and is just doing it to mess with everyone’s heads. You know, choose a slightly ridiculous look and stick with it just to see what kind of media uproar you can stir. Or maybe she’s decided she needs a signature style, a la Richard Simmons.

  7. Asta says:

    I’m all for wearing what you want, but it needs to LOOK GOOD ON YOUR BODY. These jeans make her look super lanky in a bad way.

    Ugh. Everyone who wants to look bottom-heavy and shapeless, go for this trend.

  8. DailyBeetReader says:

    I think she just forgot all of her well fitting jeans at home and all she has is her bodyguard’s pants to wear and they’re too long so she rolls them. That would really be the ONLY reason for wearing this in public

  9. happygirrrl says:

    Maybe she’s shrinking and NEEDS to roll her jeans. She should be Tom’s size soon…

  10. Stef says:

    Maybe she is starting this trend on Tom’s behalf…cuz when you’re only 5′2″ like he is you have to roll all of your jeans up, unless you buy them in the boy’s dept.

  11. jinx says:

    Are they the same damn jeans every time?

  12. Kari says:

    I can’t believe she wore those pants again.

  13. Bee Hind says:

    It’s what all the cool Scientologist kids are wearing!

  14. slouchy says:

    Urgh. Not a chance in hell I’m gonna follow this trend.

  15. Abbi says:

    It’s so ugly

  16. Jen says:

    Alright, I gave in. I’m rockin’ the pegged pants as we speak. LOVE IT.

  17. SEW says:

    I totally saw a displayed pair like this at American Eagle today…I couldn’t believe it.

  18. Dmarie says:

    I think she looks good!
    And who cares lanky is better than midget.

  19. Allie says:

    Bruise under the scarf. I’m just sayin…

  20. c. says:

    i dunno…kinda looks cute there.. sorta annie hallish..

    lol@ allie

  21. gb says:

    I like the look, and yes I wore them the first time around. I think it’s a cute way to show off some killer wedges, and sometimes, I like my jeans a little baggy because their more comfortable. I saw a picture of Posh a few weeks back in a pair of baggy man jeans. I think Katie is really trying to keep up with her.

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