CONTEST: Tell Me Why Jesus Is Sexy
August 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet
How much do you guys looooove contests???
I’m particularly excited about this one.
The folks behind Hamlet 2 are giving away prize packs to promote the film, which actually looks really hilarious. You can check out the preview here. It’s got Amy Poehler and Elizabeth Shue, and it looks like a lot of fun.
Here are the prizes:
One Grand Prize Winner
Sexy Jesus Doll
Sexy Jesus Surfer Shirt
Five Runner-Ups
Movie Poster
Bumper Stickers
You’ll understand the whole sexy Jesus thing a little better if you actually watch the preview.
To enter, send an email to me (evilbeet@gmail.com) with the subject line “Hamlet 2 Contest” and finish the following sentence:
Jesus is sexy because _______________________ .
Winners will be announced on Friday afternoon. Submission deadline is Friday at 9 am PST.
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Jesus must be rolling over in his grave. Oh wait….
Jesus is sexy because hes got more hos on their knees than tommy lee
Jesus is sexy because this is just the way it is.
Jesus is sexy because my Jesus is a party Jesus, and he knows how to get down.
Ummm so this movie preview is uberhilarious. My favorite part is the “gay men’s chorus of Tucson.” This movie just looks like all around good fun. I hope they didn’t shoot their wad in the trailer….we shall see.
I like Steve Coogan but this trailer doesn’t make me want to see the movie.
Sa… I mean, “Beet”… um, this totally just reminded me of the letter I wrote to Ms. Berretoghjdhgdj (whatever her name was) about how I was the Messiah, and I had come. HAHAH i should win the jesus doll for crafting that thing so many years ago. ok, I dont really need to use this as a personal forum anymore, so goodbye.
@Christy:
I still have that letter, handwritten by you. I count it among my funniest possessions ever.
lmao that looks like a good movie.. I will watch it.. I should watch it when my mother in law is here, that would piss her off so bad.. And that would make me so happy…
Jesus is sexy cuz he looks just like me, except that I am short, fat, bald, and I have no facial hair. But I make the devil sign with both hands like he does!
Jesus is sexy because he’s black.
Well, that and because Jesus advocated compassion and nonviolence and has provided enough comedy fodder to last us another 2,500 years.
Jesus is sexy because………….
because……………….
because I said so. now LIGHTS OUT!!!!!!!
p.s. dis moovee looks stoopid :(