Verne Troyer and Sex-Tape Parter: Separated at Last

August 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Could this drama finally be nearing an end?

Verne Troyer announced that his nemesis, former girlfriend, and sex-tape partner, Ranae Shrider — who leaked the footage of the two doing the nasty — has finally moved out of the house they shared.

“Yeah, she’s already moved out,” he confirmed to E! recently.

This makes me so sad, because what if I never have another excuse to run this photo? Maybe I’ll just run it on occasion anyway. On slow news days. To put a smile on everyone’s face. This photo should never be forgotten.


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9 Responses to “Verne Troyer and Sex-Tape Parter: Separated at Last”

  1. rose says:

    Nice! Ever saw a girl sorta like her on ♥ ♥ wealthyro manceS.Com ♥ ♥ It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….

  2. me says:

    Caption that.
    Her: *ear to ear smile* “I’m gonna be famous”
    Him: *look of depression* “I’m the most famous midget in the world. Should that make me happy or sad?”

  3. yum says:

    He could totally blend into the Brangelina clan.

  4. yourfirstgradeteacher says:

    you spelled partner wrong, sweetie.

  5. Janaycore says:

    I love that you keep using this picture over and over. Please don’t let it go away.

  6. pmp says:

    he looks so not impressed….none too pleased….

  7. Anonymous says:

    hehe, you’re so cute beet!

  8. jasmine says:

    I’m still like.”DAYUM that knife looks like a sword next to him!” everytime u post it:)

  9. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Mimi Me is pimp of the year.

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