The Full Jolie-Pitt Clan People Magazine Spread!

August 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet


It’s here! It’s here!

I finally tracked down the Special! Double! Issue! of People magazine, with Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt, along with the rest of the clan.

How freakishly adorable is this whole clan? Even Pax is turning into a hottie. I swear, Angelina has a sixth sense for choosing babies who will grow up to be stunningly gorgeous.

All the shots from the mag are after the jump.

Enjoy!


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58 Responses to “The Full Jolie-Pitt Clan People Magazine Spread!”

  1. DailyBeetReader says:

    They look like a normal happy family …Little Pax has his huge watch on his arm with a fake, fading away tattoo (just like a little boy), mommy looks completely exhausted, the girls have new babies to play with. Too cute! Too cute!!

  2. adair says:

    what is wrong with jenniferwho? jeez.

  3. ribbet says:

    isn’t jenniferwho a person pretending to be jennifer anniston?

  4. Tracy says:

    I finally got mine! I, too, had to hike to the Barnes and Noble to find a copy… well worth it because I also noticed they sell Hello Magazine… I’ll be back next week Barnes and Noble!!

  5. cj says:

    Exactly, Ribbet. I can’t believe you other guys didn’t notice the way it was signed. It wasn’t that subtle a joke.

  6. Alex S. says:

    I”m sorry you hate yourself and your life Jenniferwho. I hope you someday recover from your mental illness.

  7. MW says:

    That article made me gag. Could the whole world kiss their ass any more than they do now?

  8. LP says:

    Oh jesus! that wonderful family, i love all them… BRANGELINA IS MY LUV N’ SHI IS MY LITTLE PRINCESS, THE BIRTHDAY HER IS = MINE(05/27)

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