The Full Jolie-Pitt Clan People Magazine Spread!
August 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet
It’s here! It’s here!
I finally tracked down the Special! Double! Issue! of People magazine, with Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt, along with the rest of the clan.
How freakishly adorable is this whole clan? Even Pax is turning into a hottie. I swear, Angelina has a sixth sense for choosing babies who will grow up to be stunningly gorgeous.
All the shots from the mag are after the jump.
Enjoy!
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August 4th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
that picture of shiloh is too freakin adorable!
August 4th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
pretty kewl pics their equally cute
August 4th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I’m glad that you were able to find an issue. Thanks for posting them for all of us…. You Rock!!
August 4th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Thanxxxxxx Beet! I wish I’d had enough gumption to have a photographer over when my babies were so young!
August 4th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
You are the best, Beet!
August 4th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
So cute! It’s funny, I was just going to email you asking where the pictures were. Thank you!
August 4th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Thanks, Beet! You’re the greatest!
August 4th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Where did you find an issue? I haven’t been able to track one down.
August 4th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I see the poor things have Angelina’s performing lips, like Shiloh.
August 4th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
@Cahill:
I found one at Barnes & Noble, after unsuccessfully trying like 10 other places. I actually started calling around to places to check if they had it. Ha ha.
August 4th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
aww so cute…
August 4th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
They’re all so beautiful.
August 4th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Oh, and WHAT’S UP WITH THE FREAKIN’ HUGE GOLD BAND BRAD IS SPORTING?????????????????????????????????
August 4th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
BEET you are my hero… I love the pics, especially Shiloh with her chipped nail polish (like a normal kid)
Each kid is stunning in their own way but I still hope Knox looks like his dad 
August 4th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
You rock, Beet! I’ve only seen a few from the HELLO spread before now. These are awesome.
Can this family get anymore perfect? Geez.
August 4th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Beeyooteeful family, loves it! And they all look genuinely happy, not like performers for a media circus. thnx beet.
August 4th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Thanks Beet for not making me stand in the line at the supermarket leafing through People Magazine, it’s so much better doing it in the privacy of my home. You’re a doll! Cute babies, beautiful family!
August 4th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Sooooooo cute!
August 4th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
It’s nice to see they are all apparently happy and healthy… please be sure to post the “cease and desist” letter also.
Ha ha.
I just hope Brad and Angeline both have good parenting skills… the last thing the world needs is their multicultural multimillion-dollar clan walking around making asses of themselves and acting like spoiled kids like the “Y Generation” are doing nowadays.
(Geez, I sound like Mr. Wilson from Dennis the Menace! “Get off my lawn you kids!”
My point is, they are obviously living a privileged life… their parents seem to be socially conscious and I hope that rubs off on these kids so they can pave the way for the Z Generation in the next 10-20 years!) 
P.S. Thanks Beet… I hope your Mom had a good visit.
August 4th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
aw! like cls said, cool that they look like normal kids, shiloh with chipped nail polish and pax with remnants of a shitty fake tattoo on his arm.
August 4th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Thank you Beet!
August 4th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
omgosh, adopt me too! what a beautiful and perfect family.
shiloh is just the CUTEST baby on the face of earth!!!!!
August 4th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
omgosh, adopt me too! what a beautiful and perfect family.
shiloh is just the CUTEST baby on the face of earth!!!!!
August 4th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Okay, they’re all adorable, but one teensy thing…is it really normal for a 2-year-old to be wearing nail polish, chipped or otherwise? I’m not saying it’s a big deal, I am just curious that commenters are like “oh, typical toddler, with the chipped nail polish.”
August 4th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
thank u beet! you are a woman of ur word which means a lot in this day & age…don’t get in too much trouble tho…u totally rock!
August 4th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
o..the family is gorgeous…even the haters can’t deny!!!
August 4th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
I thought that too CJ, but her older sister Zahara is wearing the same color, so I can imagine her big sister did her nails
August 4th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
They look like the new American royal family. They’re so perfect.
August 4th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Who is Maddox’s stylist? I need to go to them. He always has the coolest look for a kid ever…
August 4th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
> even Pax is turning into a hottie
Have a thing against asians?
August 4th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
I’m 24. Do you think Angelina could still adopt me? I want that life.
August 4th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
I can just imagine how LOUD it must be in their house. I can’t wait to see how they all turn out when they’re teens.
August 4th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Shiloh has GOT to be the cutest little girl on the planet…she will be such a heart-breaker when she’s older. Zahara is also becoming a gorgeous little girl, and the boys are darling. The new babies couldn’t be cuter and will only get more and more darling as time goes by…litle Knox looks just like Brad…sigh.
August 4th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
wow shiloh is going to be so pretty when she gets older, just look at her now! but this is such a cute family and the babies are adorable!
August 4th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Shiloh is by far and away the looker of the group, it’ll be interesting to see what the twins look like in a few years.
August 4th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
uhm, ya its normal. Come on. Every child I know has their nails painted. Kids love it. Little girls love being girly. Its always something
August 4th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
@cj
i do my niece’s nails every time i do mine.. its so adorable because she sees me doing them and comes right up and says ”Nail!!” its the cutest thing, i cant resist!
so.. im guessing its normal??
August 4th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
> have a thing against asians?
Have a thing against innocent comments and not looking for the negative in every post, asshole????
August 4th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
aww! how cute! they all look so adorable! and it looks like Shiloh inherited her mommy’s voluminous lips…but oh well. we all know she’ll grow up to be a beauty queen of sorts.
August 5th, 2008 at 1:18 am
Your scanner rocks Beet :-))) Thanks for the pics, they are alle equally beautiful
August 5th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Awww!
Damn, those kids hit the genetic lottery.
August 5th, 2008 at 3:48 am
~~Congrtulatios to Angelina and Brad! But just saw Brad’s personals ID on milllionaires personals site “”"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m”"”"”"yesterday. It seems he can’t wait to date new girl when his wife prepares to get birth to twins.
August 5th, 2008 at 3:50 am
Beet, you ROCK! Any chance of scanning in the rest of the interview too?
August 5th, 2008 at 4:04 am
zahara is beautiful
August 5th, 2008 at 5:45 am
actually, this much sugar in one dose can cause a diabetic coma you star obsessed morons. they are just a bunch of pathetic headline grabbers and can kiss my fucking ass. you just wait, this is going to be one totally fucked up household in a few years. and, oh yeah, brad’s dick ain’t all that.
love,
jennifer a.
August 5th, 2008 at 6:21 am
Oh my, a few pictures into this spread and and my body is releasing “I want a baby” hormones… The only baby more beautiful than these babes is mine! Zahara in particular is exquisite, Shiloh is a heart breaker, and those little boys are just gorgeous! Isn’t it interesing how Angie looks exactly like her mother in these pics? I hate to end this post on a sour note, but is being beautiful a requirement to be adopted by Angie?
August 5th, 2008 at 6:23 am
The little girl has Gorgeous hair.
August 5th, 2008 at 6:37 am
pax looks kinda like mogli
August 5th, 2008 at 6:41 am
that little girl is ADORABLE!!!!!
they make some cute little babies
August 5th, 2008 at 7:13 am
How terribly mean-spirited of you, Jenniferwho, wishing evil on a happy family. Tsk.
This site is all about the ‘headline-grabbers’ types, if you don’t like it ,why are you even here?
Oh, and I’ve seen those nude pics. Brad looked pretty well-endowed to me. Obviously it works, too, or else there’d be no babies!
August 5th, 2008 at 8:27 am
They look like a normal happy family …Little Pax has his huge watch on his arm with a fake, fading away tattoo (just like a little boy), mommy looks completely exhausted, the girls have new babies to play with. Too cute! Too cute!!
August 5th, 2008 at 9:20 am
what is wrong with jenniferwho? jeez.
August 5th, 2008 at 9:32 am
isn’t jenniferwho a person pretending to be jennifer anniston?
August 5th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I finally got mine! I, too, had to hike to the Barnes and Noble to find a copy… well worth it because I also noticed they sell Hello Magazine… I’ll be back next week Barnes and Noble!!
August 5th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Exactly, Ribbet. I can’t believe you other guys didn’t notice the way it was signed. It wasn’t that subtle a joke.
August 5th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I”m sorry you hate yourself and your life Jenniferwho. I hope you someday recover from your mental illness.
August 5th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
That article made me gag. Could the whole world kiss their ass any more than they do now?
August 9th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Oh jesus! that wonderful family, i love all them… BRANGELINA IS MY LUV N’ SHI IS MY LITTLE PRINCESS, THE BIRTHDAY HER IS = MINE(05/27)