Oh No! Morgan Freeman Is Injured!
August 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet
My beloved Morgan Freeman was in a serious car accident in Mississippi at 11:30 pm last night.
He was airlifted from the accident scene to a hospital in Memphis, Tennessee. Alcohol is not suspected to be involved in the accident. Of course not!!!! My precious Morgan Freeman DOES NOT drink and drive. It’s silly that we even had to say that.
There’s been no word on Morgan’s condition, but state troopers say he was talking at the scene of the accident before being airlifted.
Get better soon, Mr. Freeman!!!!
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August 4th, 2008 at 8:48 am
He is a very good actor, I wish him well.
August 4th, 2008 at 9:03 am
This website said he was drinking:
http://www.mediatakeout.com/2008/25604-mto_world_exclusive_actor_morgan_freeman_very_seriously_injured_in_a_car_accident_with_female_companion.html
August 4th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Def. never trust media take out’s website Donkey Punch, they post multiple false stories and documents, and post stories going on speculation only just to get people riled up. Not a credible source.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Nooooooooooooooooo. I hope he’s ok!
Recently I’ve been hearing about TOO MANY car accidents from Shia, to a guy I know… now Morgan Freeman!
August 4th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
i heard he’s in serious condition and they had to use the jaws of life to pull him out of his vehicle!
i hope he is okay! : (
August 4th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
beet; your writing style reminds me of how this really fat unhappy girl used to TALK when she would call me on the phone hoping to get lucky, which only resulted in marginal phone sex. it was this creepy high school girlish sing song style of talk, which is exactly what you’re doing up above. please stop.
August 4th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Here’s to a speedy recovery, Mr. Freeman!
August 4th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I love him, he’s like a Grandpa. Did you ever see the movie Nurse Betty? It sucked and Morgan Freeman swore (he even said “pussy”). I couldn’t get passed that because Morgan Freeman doesn’t swear.
August 4th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
I think “The Electric Company” was his best work.
August 4th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Donkey Punch…what does you name mean or refer to?
August 5th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
On the news this morning I heard he’s in “good spirits”… does that mean he’s lying in a tub of expensive alcohol?
It’s good to be rich and famous.