Stupid People …. .com

August 3rd, 2008 by Evil Beet


DAMMIT!!!

WTF!!!

People.com was supposed to have the Brangie Baby photos at 7pm EST. By my count, that is SEVEN MINUTES AGO.

They’re releasing them later to get all the page views that come from people refreshing over and over and over again.

Grrrr.

While we wait, here’s Jodie Sweetin, along with Jodie Sweetin’s fake breasts and Jodie Sweetin’s baby weight that she hasn’t lost yet, posing at one of the dumb little events they do leading up to the Teen Choice Awards. I’m annoyed that she’s famous for following up child stardom with a meth addiction. Since when is that original?


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18 Responses to “Stupid People …. .com”

  1. me Says:

    goto hellomagazine.com, they have the cover up. they look like shiloh when she was born.

  2. Kelsey Says:

    I’ve been refreshing too!

  3. Cher Says:

    You can get in through the link in my name :) It’s really hidden on the site well!! Had to go digging for it. It’s a different cover than the HELLO! one.

    http://www.people.com/people/news/event/0,,20209566,00.html

  4. Donkey Punch Says:

    Hey Beet I have a question for you since you live in LA, are your breasts real? Just asking because them puppies seem rather large.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    Well, looks pretty darn good for just having a baby.

  6. Snowdevil Says:

    This chick is so white trash I gotta wonder what the appeal is and why is she still famous?

  7. Persistent Cat Says:

    Yes, she’s hideous but those shoes are intriguing me.

  8. josh Says:

    after analyzing dozens of photos, i believe Jodie’s boobs are real.

  9. Pablo Holmes Says:

    sweetin my coffee and big breast of milk. so hot and curvy.

  10. KELSO Says:

    Whoa baby!

  11. Chuck Says:

    Nasty looking.

  12. jane Says:

    yeah… shes very plain and unoriginal… why is she getting attention again? i think she started getting jealous watching D.J. hosting E! countdown shows.

  13. LuxLasVegas Says:

    I don’t know why, but I find how much you hate this woman, hilarious. Mostly because I can’t figure out why to hate her. You do the work for all of us, beet!

  14. Anonymous Says:

    i think shes gorgeous

  15. The Rock Says:

    I would put my tounge on her anus hole.

  16. Anonymous Says:

    She’s a whore now. Did meth. Said she didn’t want to be famous after the show and all she can do is talk about her sorry ass self. May as well be a Spears or Palin kid. Or retarded. Hell fuck, did everything from Full House come out bad? Shit!

  17. Anonymous Says:

    5) You express appreciation for the Dave Matthews Band. (I’m serious.)

    Okay seriously? Ant’s Marching, and Crash Into Me are really good songs. I mean I don’t know about the rest of their stuff, but those are pretty good songs. They’re similar to John Mayer’s music, Why Georgia, and No Such Thing.
    I mean maybe the rest of their music sucks ass, but really?!? really, I mean really? lol? really?

  18. Anonymous Says:

    I would put my tounge in her anus hole too. Omg her anus hole, her anus hole. My tounge in her anus hole. Licky licky anus hole. I am the rock!!

    lol

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