Christina Applegate Is Battling Breast Cancer

August 2nd, 2008 by Evil Beet


This is so sad!

But it’s also very good, because apparently Christina caught it in time that she’s expected to make a full recovery.

Said her rep: “Christina Applegate was diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer. Benefiting from early detection through a doctor ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening. Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery. No further statement will be issued at this time.”

You hear that, ladies?

Get your titties checked EARLY and OFTEN!!! Christina’s only 36. It IS better to know!!! There are free breast exams and mammograms available at clinics in nearly every area. Get checked!!!


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10 Responses to “Christina Applegate Is Battling Breast Cancer”

  1. Down Unda says:

    Poor thing… 1st her boyfriend, now this… :-(

  2. Fiona says:

    OMG! I love Christina Applegate and wish her the best. But even scarier is that she is only a few years older than me. Hello mortality….

  3. Alan says:

    Christina Applegate is and will always be one of he most beautiful and sexiest women in Hollywood. She has the sexiest lips that I have ever seen. Be well soon.

  4. ribbet says:

    if i recall in the dark recesses of my mind, i think her mom also had breast cancer and was fighting it while christina was doing married…with children. i imagine watching your mom go through that would have you checking yourself daily. i hope she is 100% soon.

  5. Donkey Punch says:

    Damn, hope she kicks it’s ass.

  6. just me says:

    I love her and hope everything will be fine since she caught it so early. My daughter-in-laws sister had breast cancer at 35 and it’s been over five years now with all her checkups being fine! On the other side a very dear friend died at 42 from breast cancer that spread. I don’t mean to be a downer but PLEASE ladies get your mammograms every year! You are never too young or too old for this dreaded disease.

  7. slicklock says:

    ah Kelly.. you gave a young boy a lot of good masturbating material when “Married with Children” was on. I really hope she’s going to make a complete recovery!!!

  8. Chuck says:

    I will volunteer to perform breast examinations on Christina daily from this day forward as part of her after-care program.

  9. me says:

    She’ll always be Kelly Bundy to me and even with her crow’s feet I just love this chick. She’s one of the few hollywood chicks that can do no wrong in my book. Best of luck Kelly.

  10. quirkygirlkitten says:

    yikes – that is young. although i had a friend who had a mastectomy at 29, which was really weird. the moral here is no matter how young you may be, check the girls monthly! and good luck christina!

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