I Will Watch Guido Beach
August 1st, 2008 by Evil BeetThe kids at The Dirty tagged along on a casting call for a new show called Guido Beach, I guess about life on the Jersey Shore.
Please, Lord, let this show get made. Every second of these seven minutes is hilarious and amazing. I encourage you to watch the entire clip. I was fascinated. It’s like a whole different species of person. At the very least, it is a subculture with which I am entirely unfamiliar, and it intrigues me.
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wow!!!!!! and i thought scientologists were weird.
i guess this is the northern version of redneck
Typical folks from Jersey, must be something in the drinking water. Like a car wreck on the side of the road, you can’t help but look. I’d definitely tune in!
Reason number one why I hate living in New Jersey.. being associated with these kinds of dumbasses. FYI: not everyone is like that. If that show was made it would be like The Real World and all the constant drama.. it’s so overrated. But I do think it’s ridiculously funny!
One of urban dictionary’s definitions for a guido is, “A sad pathetic excuse for a male.” It’s funny that people agree to be part of shows and automatically label themselves something slightly derogatory and definitely negative… silly guidos!
Yes, yes, yes, yes! I would watch that shit!
Hey Adru.. there are also guidettes so you might wanna update that definition. Guido is a state of mind lol
Not everyone is like that, that’s mostly North Jersey closer to NYC. South Jersey beaches are nicer and you don’t run into too many Guidos.
WOW, thats addicting, I wanna watch more!
All those people deserve to be sent to a giant kiln and destroyed so that they can no longer pollute the already tainted human genome.
please please please tell me this is real!!! dude i’m from brooklyn and that’s basically the same breed of italians we’ve got over here. ahh i just shuddered
the southern beaches in jersey are just as bad
Yo! A! Jersey, where you been all muh life? Love it.
Contrary to what me says,I live in the North Jersey/ NYC area and I agree with Liz, its sad to be grouped with these STD stricken alcoholic morons. I was born and raised in NJ and I’m what you’d call the complete opposite of the stereotypical New Jersian slut. But I have to say, this show looks hilarious.
I’d want to watch it but after five minutes, I think I’d want to kill each one of those smug sons of bitches.
you kinda want to think they’re acting but its 100% real and its highhhhlarious
Liv, are you serious?! The only beach in South Jerz where you would find this stuff is Wildwood. All of the other beaches are so much classier.
Beet, I love how shocked you are by them. I started watching the clip and thought, “What’s so weird about these Guidos? They seem like normal Guidos to me.” I hate that there is a large population of them here in South Jerz. And yes, I refer to it as “South Jerz” to make fun of them.
Beet, I cant believe I watched all 7 minutes of that.
Although, time well wasted lol
One word: Disgusting.
Gross specimen. lol
Remember that Saturday Night Live skit with Jimmy Fallon and Rachel Dratch? This is Sully and Denise at the beach. Wicked!
Yeah but Sully and Denise were from Boston! Remember when they met Garciaparra?
I think studies need to be done seeing if there is a link between hair gel and retardedness. All kidding aside, Jersey is the best state in Jersey. ????
That girls mom needs to slap her.
HAHA!!! Awesome. I would so tune in to this shit.
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its also sorta like that on long island too
that kid in the blazer was so gq he looked so hottt i cant wait to see him in the show!