I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. Kate goes through men like Owen Wilson goes through liquor. Did that cross a line? Eh.
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are reportedly splitsville after a three-month whirlwind romance.
“There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things,” said a source. “There is no hatred, just sadness.”
I wonder what went wrong? They both seemed so gung-ho about this.
Michael Douglas is still alive, and apparently still porking Catherine Zeta-Jones. The two were spotted having a romantic getaway in Saint Tropez where I guess they went on some manner of boat.
So yet another one of my girlfriends is in Seattle visiting me — I am just a revolving door of visitors — and we decided to go to this really fancy seafood place since she’s moving to an Asian country in like two weeks and wants to get her fill of American-style food before then. We decided to split a lobster — even though it was way expensive — but when it came, it was really chewy and just not very good. Now, normally, I would have just sat there and been sad about paying a lot of money for a chewy lobster, but my girlfriend, who is awesome, told the waiter “I don’t think lobster is supposed to taste like this,” and the waiter was like, “I’m so sorry, I’ll have them make you a new one.” I was like “Woah! That was awesome!” And the second lobster was really yummy! I need to stand up for myself more often. It’s empowering, even when you’re just watching someone else do it and benefiting. Just imagine how fulfilling my life could be if I actually spoke up about little things like that. I’d tell you that I’m going to start doing that here and now, but that’s not true. I’m totally too chicken.
What else did I need to tell you guys?
Oh, yeah. Remember how I thought I had repressed the entirety of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants? So my friend calls me back tonight. She’s like, “First of all, when I talked to you on Sunday night, I was really fucked up on Ambien. I just think you need to know that. Also, I just talked to my friend from college, and it was actually her that I forced to watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, not you. So you’re not crazy. I am.”
Phew.
Which celebrity gave new meaning to the phrase “hole in one” at the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Skins Classic on Tuesday?
Find out after the jump.
As we all recall, in the exciting days after Britney Spears settled down with Kevin Federline, the most-asked question from the lips of America’s women was “Does he have a brother?”
No, I’m totally kidding. The most-asked question was probably “Does he have chlamidia?”
Certainly, the last thing we all expected was to eventually be relieved when this man took sole custody of the couple’s two children. The universe is an unpredictable little mass, my friends.
Anyway. Kevin Federline does have a brother. His name is Chris, and it appears he carries with him a Trump National Golf Club score book and an undeserved sense of entitlement. Kevin took him along to the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Skins Classic in Palos Verdes on Tuesday.
She just won’t quit.
Paris Hilton was in Las Vegas on Tuesday to launch her new line of shoes for Macy’s.
You can check out the full collection here.
Ugh. I would like to talk shit about this line, and there are certainly some items you’d never ever catch me wearing — even if I were a stripper — but there are also some good basic shoes in there at a reasonable price. Okay, I mean, I shouldn’t get ahead of myself here. There are like five or six pairs of shoes in this line that I really dig. The rest are pretty awful. But it’s hard to find brands that make a standard, basic black heel in the shape that I like, and Paris has nailed it. So props to her for that.
Sadness upon sadness!
I was SO SURE that after Isabel Lucas was caught in a car with a drunken Shia LaBeouf at 3 am on a Sunday morning, Adrian Grenier would dump her ass.
But no!
The two were spotted having lunch together at Urth Cafe in WeHo on Tuesday.
What the hell is she wearing?
This looks like something my five-year-old cousin would throw together. If you left her alone in a Salvation Army store. After putting LSD in her Cheerios.
It seems all the racy photo shoots — professional or not — have done little to hinder Miley Cyrus’s burgeoning career as the next teen queen. Her debut solo album (as Miley Cyrus and not Hannah Montana) is #1 on the charts this week, selling 371,000. It’s the second-best week for a female artist so far this year (Mariah Carey’s E=MC2 did relatively better with 463,000 copies).
So congratulations, Miley. I couldn’t be more pleased to have you and your unapologetic YouTube cattiness on the scene.
I would, however, like to have a discussion about what the fuck is on your jeans in this album cover. And in your hair. Did you go swimming in Spaghetti-Os?
So … why exactly did Dina Lohan leave the after-party for the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 premiere in a huff?
Depends on who you believe.
Most people say that Dina, drunk as hell, threw a fit when she, Ali and a friend of Ali’s sat down at a reserved table and were later asked to move by a staffer. Dina “went apeshit,” says a source. “It so wasn’t cool.” Dina was then asked to leave the event.
However, in an email to Mark Malkin, Dina says she left voluntarily because the staffer was raising his voice to them. “He made the girls uncomfortable,” she wrote. “At that point, the girls wanted to leave.”
Um … why was he raising his voice? Because you were being an asshole about being asked to leave a table that was reserved for someone else? Yeah. Were you so hungover when you wrote this that this explanation made sense, Dina?
Another party-goer insists that the staffer was perfectly polite. “Dina was so awful,” said the source.
