Angie’s presence in the hospital appears to be merely a precaution for now. She won’t be giving birth for at least a couple more weeks.

“Angelina’s pregnancy has gone very well so far and she has absolutely no problems at all,” obstetrician Dr. Michel Sussman said at a press conference from outside Nice’s Lenval hospital, before delivering the blow.

“But she still has at least two or three weeks to go until she gives birth and she’ll most certainly be staying in the hospital until after she gives birth.”

TOTAL cocktease!!!

You guys, this is what my foot looks like right now.

I have to be at the airport in about five hours. I cannot walk. I have done a great deal of tripping and hurting my foot in my life, but it has never been this bad. I literally cannot put any pressure on it without it hurting horribly. I have been hopping around Tiffany’s house on one leg since last night, and her downstairs neighbors are probably trying to get her evicted as we speak.

I called my mom and she suggested I call the airport and order a wheelchair. I am looking for any alternative. I don’t even know how to push a wheelchair. I have no upper body strength. I would just have to sit in the wheelchair and hope Leo could pull it.

Ideas, people???

Amy Winehouse gets her tit grabbed by a female friend as she’s attempting to bum a smoke.

This is not good.

This is not good at all.

Amy Winehouse is going to die soon.

Look who’s headed off to lunch with Goldie Hawn!

It’s Kate Hudson and beau Lance Armstrong. They met up with Goldie for lunch at Ivy at the Shore this afternoon.

OMG these two are gonna get engaged in like two weeks.

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Kelly Ripa hits the streets of NYC with her kiddos, Michael and Joaquin Consuelos.

Kelly Ripa has it all!

At the Tommy Hilfiger 10th anniversary party in Greece.

So we went to the Boat Basin tonight to have dinner, and I

a) Tripped on the walk there, because I am graceful like that, and seem to have seriously sprained and/or otherwise injured my foot. It has swollen to the size of my head and also

b) Missed seeing the love of my life Taylor Momsen, who was at the same restaurant as us, and all my friends saw her when they were up at the bar, where I wasn’t because I couldn’t walk.

So now I am sitting in a pull-out bed with frozen peas on my foot, stealing pain killers from Tiffany, and going to bed and hopefully being ambular in the morning.

Oh, and Tony Hawk’s wife had a girl.

No word yet on the Angelina babies.

“I apologize for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff. I know Dave was just doing his job in asking her. He’s the best in the game at that. I respect Mary Kate as a business-woman. I’m secretly jealous of her. I want my face on a lunchbox, too!”

Spencer Pratt, apologizing for the mean comments he made about Mary-Kate Olsen (and keeping himself in the media another day).

And sorry I’ve been gone all day. I worked in the morning and then went to my friend Tiffy’s house and fell asleep for the next five hours. See photograph here:

This is me, Leo and Fiona (Tiffany’s Maltipoo and Leo’s new BFF) sleeping the day away.