What’s the verdict, kids? Does Whitney still have it?

This whole thing kind of falls flat for me, honestly. The song itself is boring, and Akon’s totally out-singing her. Whitney just doesn’t have the pipes like she used to. And I guess that can be blamed on another kind of pipes. Sadness.

(BTW, the video is just a montage, it’s not for this specific song.)

Maggie Gyllenhaal has been all about taking fashion risks as she travels the globe promoting The Dark Knight, and she’s had a few hits and a few misses. However, I must say I love this look on her at the Tokyo premiere. It’s very unique, sexy, classy, fashion-forward, risky, etc. It’s everything fashion should be, and I think Maggie looks fantastic!

It’s here! It’s here! It’s here!

The cover of Jessica Simpson’s debut country album, do you know.

I can’t decide what is more frustrating to me here: the fact that there’s not a question mark at the end of the album title, or the fact that this photo was thisclose to being an upskirt.

I know, I know. I find the stress of my life overwhelming, too.

When I get stressed out, my mom tells me to sit back, breathe deeply, and think about the things in life I am grateful for.

So, I’m really grateful that this album wasn’t titled do u know. Because that just might have killed me.

Nothing makes me happier than seeing hot men projected as sexy pieces of meat.

So I’m pretty thrilled with this new Nelly ad for Sean John.

“To me, Nelly is the quintessential definition of the Sean John man,” says Diddy. “And let’s be honest, all of the ladies out there are going to be thanking us for this campaign.”

Yes indeed.

Thank you, Diddy.

But next time let’s do this shot without the underwear, k? You can just have someone draw your logo onto his wee-wee with marker. And by “someone” I of course mean “me.”

The teaser trailer for Oliver Stone’s W. — a biopic of George W. Bush — was released today, and it looks to be quite a doozy.

What are your thoughts?

Who wants to see a piece of what Penn Badgley’s getting?

The very first (of hopefully many!) Blake Lively nip-slips can be found here.

It’s NSFW. Because it’s a boobie. But you knew that.

I love stories like this!

Colbie Caillat is one of my favorite new artists, and it turns out she was once rejected from American Idol. In fact, she didn’t even get in front of the main judges — she was rejected by the pre-screeners.

A couple years (and 40 million MySpace plays) later she had a record deal and a booming career as a singer/songwriter.

“It happened so fast,” she says. “I was just writing songs and putting them up on MySpace, and then I got a record deal. Then it was like, ‘Whoa, you’re going on tour with the Goo Goo Dolls this summer.’ So it was brand-new, but now it’s been a year for me, so it’s kind of like I’m getting used to it all.”

Today, she’s touring with John Mayer.

You dodged a bullet with that AmIdol thing, Colbie. They would have had you in a contract to sing pop trash for the rest of your life! Everything happens for a reason, kiddos.