The World Is Still Safe: Britney Spears’ Dad to Retain Conservatorship
July 31st, 2008 by Evil Beet
There was a hearing today to determine whether or not Jamie Spears would retain his conservatorship over Britney moving forward, and a court decided that, thank goodness, he will.
The conservatorship will stay in place until at least December 31 of this year.
This is probably a good thing for Britney and the rest of the world in general. It’s just a very sad thing if you were holding your breath for new photos of Britney’s Britney. And by that second “Britney” I of course mean “vagina.” Ever since Lauren Conrad was all like “I just saw Lo’s Britney!” on The Hills I have totally adopted use of that word. I lovelovelove it. When I’m trying to seduce a man, I run my fingers up and down his chest and say “Hey, baby, wanna see my Britney?” This is probably why I never succeed in seducing a man. That and the Living with Herpes book my father super-glued to my nightstand while he was visiting. Cute, Dad. Real cute. Why don’t you just go get yourself a conservatorship if you care so much?
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-feels so much like a Britney right now-
What exactly is a conservatorship?
ya whats a conservablahblah?
LMAO. I can just picture a guys reaction, “oh, you’re britney babe smells soooo good…. hey, whats that book doing on your night stand?”
AHAHAHAHAHAHa
why does she look like she’s 57?
Those. BOOTS.
Need. To. Be. Burned. Sacrificed to the the shoe gods for the greater good of mankind if you will.
I know that’s an old pic, but still.
Those BOOTS.