The Only Thing Less Interesting Than Audrina Patridge?
July 31st, 2008 by Evil Beet
Is Audrina Patridge’s new blog.
Whatever CelebBuzz is paying her to do this, it is WAY too much. And whatever they’re paying her ghostwriter? Way, way, WAY too much.
Hire me instead! I can plug stupid beauty products and restaurants and actually make it interesting. Who cares about what Audrina Patridge uses for face wash? I wanna know she takes to make her eyes look so weird! I’d buy it for Halloween and totally freak everyone out!
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July 31st, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I thought this was another WAX post. Almost had a heart attack.
I thought, “How could they wax her before Lauren?”
Heidi doesn’t need to be made into wax. She already is.
July 31st, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Her legs look DAMN good.
July 31st, 2008 at 6:15 pm
why the hell is she always looking up? what’s on the ceiling that’s so interesting? lauren conrad’s vagina?
actually, she reminds me of one of the regular customers at the store where i used to work, really nice lady, but she was always looking slightly over my head instead of at my face. it was really disconcerting. like “is there something wrong with my hair?”
…but anyway, Audrina Patridge sucks.
July 31st, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Oh God, shoot me for having clicked on her blog. You know, the one she does for fun, totally not because she’s being paid by cosmetics companies.
Is she slow?
And she’s got cankles, I’d cry if my legs looked like that.
August 1st, 2008 at 6:28 am
I’m not 14 anymore so I don’t waste my time with pretty much anything on MTV except the reality show just to watch the fights so.. I don’t know much about this chick beside what I see on TMZ or, of course, what Beet tells me (no offense Beet). I guess that gives me the rigth to think that she’s one of those nobodies that can get by on her looks. Besides, I’ve never seen her do anything particularly annoying
August 1st, 2008 at 11:27 am
Funny, I was thinking the same thing about you.
August 1st, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I read on another blog the reason for her “ceiling” eyes is because she’s rather partial to adderall - this is a side effect, apparently
August 1st, 2008 at 5:27 pm
God, it literally broke my heart when ASL sold out, that used to be a funny blog, and they even make J Harvey unfunny. How can you even do that?? I can’t read any of the celebuzz shit, it’s sooooooo bad.
Anyway about this post, Audrina is special, I would bet money at some point in her life, someone said to her mom - “how sad, such a pretty little girl, but she’s always going to ride the short bus of life”. Aside from the inability to look at another human in the eyes, she’s going to have to get knocked up by some random douche from the Playboy Mansion, it may be her career plan, because after the Hills is blissfully over - she’s back to living off mommy and daddy.
Yeah, society is in great shape if she’s one of the “it” girls of the moment. Are we de evolving and no one told me?
August 1st, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Oh my God, Jinxy, I used to love ASL as well but now, too painful. For me, the end came when they had the post asking what questions would you ask Kim Kard is you could and it stated that it was serious. Now it just disgusts me.
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
You can customise her blog with your own packages, brand and prices. You can send and receive her blog through Her profile. This should be the most important thing to course.
October 10th, 2008 at 8:52 am
WOW, I’d rail that shit.