The Dark Cock
July 31st, 2008 by Evil BeetHeeeee!
A Portland-area theater was changing its marquis from Hancock to The Dark Knight when someone snapped an ill-timed photo.
I don’t think this is Photoshopped, but, frankly, I don’t care if it is. I still love it so very much. Cinemagic, indeed!
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July 31st, 2008 at 3:30 pm
lol
July 31st, 2008 at 3:36 pm
THE DARK COCK! LOL!
The BIGGEST one you’ll see this summer!
COMING soon to a cinema near you!!
July 31st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Beet, I think you need some sex.
July 31st, 2008 at 4:02 pm
ahahahaha. loves it.
i agree w/ jamie. ♥
July 31st, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I saw one once that had Drew Barrymore’s movie, Never Been Kissed on top and right underneath a Spanish movie called ‘Entre Las Piernas’ (Between the Legs)…
Of course I didn’t have my camera… did I even have a camera back then?
July 31st, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Once you go Batman you never go back… or so I’ve been told.
July 31st, 2008 at 6:46 pm
lol that’s hilarious
July 31st, 2008 at 9:55 pm
So funny, Beet we have the same humor!
And, Jamie above (close enough to my real name) I think is on it!
August 1st, 2008 at 7:19 am
@Down Unda - Hilarious! “Once you go Batman, you never go back.” heheheh
August 1st, 2008 at 9:57 am
YAY FOR THE DARK COCK!!!
August 3rd, 2008 at 2:34 am
It really is course with many more rules and options. This is called Entre Las Piernas. Now course is rampant.
August 4th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
This is why Portland is das shit. ^.^
I think at the end of this movie the man could say “Dark Cock Down.”