The Dark Cock

July 31st, 2008 by Evil Beet


Heeeee!

A Portland-area theater was changing its marquis from Hancock to The Dark Knight when someone snapped an ill-timed photo.

I don’t think this is Photoshopped, but, frankly, I don’t care if it is. I still love it so very much. Cinemagic, indeed!


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12 Responses to “The Dark Cock”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    lol

  2. Kari Says:

    THE DARK COCK! LOL!
    The BIGGEST one you’ll see this summer!
    COMING soon to a cinema near you!!

  3. Jamie Says:

    Beet, I think you need some sex.

  4. Ashley Says:

    ahahahaha. loves it.

    i agree w/ jamie. ♥

  5. Caty Says:

    I saw one once that had Drew Barrymore’s movie, Never Been Kissed on top and right underneath a Spanish movie called ‘Entre Las Piernas’ (Between the Legs)…

    Of course I didn’t have my camera… did I even have a camera back then?

  6. Down Unda Says:

    Once you go Batman you never go back… or so I’ve been told.

  7. pete Says:

    lol that’s hilarious

  8. long dong silver Says:

    So funny, Beet we have the same humor!

    And, Jamie above (close enough to my real name) I think is on it!

  9. BettyCrockerPunkRocker Says:

    @Down Unda - Hilarious! “Once you go Batman, you never go back.” heheheh

  10. violet Says:

    YAY FOR THE DARK COCK!!!

  11. Jayden Mcconnell Says:

    It really is course with many more rules and options. This is called Entre Las Piernas. Now course is rampant.

  12. Cor a Looker Says:

    This is why Portland is das shit. ^.^

    I think at the end of this movie the man could say “Dark Cock Down.”

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