Liz Taylor Was on Life Support

July 31st, 2008 by Evil Beet


Eight-times-married Liz Taylor reportedly almost died in the hospital this week after suffering congestive heart failure, according to the National Enquirer — so take it for what it’s worth.

“The doctors thought they were going to lose her. She’s still very sick, but she’s past the crisis,” says a source.

Get better, Liz! I know you have at least two or three more weddings in you!


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8 Responses to “Liz Taylor Was on Life Support”

  1. imustsay says:

    yeah! at least 2 or 3!! maybe more…

  2. princess pink says:

    why are her eyes so bloodshot in this photo??? it’s scaring me!

  3. sandy says:

    that reminds me, gotta find a death pool somewhere

  4. Señor Loco says:

    Wow! I don’t think I’d put her on the dead pool. She’s been chronic since the late ’70’s — she must be immortal. Apparently, neither God nor the devil wants her in their cribs, so they’re keeping her here for as long as they can.

  5. just me says:

    We shouldn’t make fun of her! She is one of the last great Hollywood icons. She was breathtakingly gorgeous when she was young. And she has done and given so much to charity especially AIDS charities. Say a prayer for her instead!

  6. Emily says:

    Fuck Liz Taylor’s homewreckin’ ass. Debbie Reynolds FTW.

  7. Pete Tomaino says:

    Liz Taylor has been my favorite actress since back in the
    forties. So what she has been married 8 times. That
    does not change a person ability to act.I only wish I had her
    address I would sent her a dozen roses. Liz you are not only
    a fine actress but a wonderful humanitarian. Wishing you all
    the best. Say well and join the centurions.
    A special fan,
    Pete

  8. Robert says:

    Elizabeth Taylor is a great actress and was a breathtakingly beautiful woman for most of her life. She is now aging and ill, so the jackals come out to vent rage of their envy.

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