Guess What I Did This Morning?
July 31st, 2008 by Evil Beet
No, no. I did not suck a gigantic cock, although I know, at first glance, that is what this picture indicates.
This is a photograph of the pointer finger on my right hand.
And, this morning, while attempting to boil water for tea on the stove, I burned it in the shape of the Bat-Signal!
Do you see?
What do you guys think this means???
(Besides the fact that I should stay the fuck out of the kitchen.)
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lmao, at least you found the humor in it…
Put some ice on it and wrap it in a bandaid, then wrap a cold, wet rag or paper towel around it and just do that until it stops hurting.
I’ve totally done this before (however, mine are always in the shape of the Thunder cat symbol).
Oh burn spray will help a lot too! go get some!
Do I win a prize if I tell you what it means? heeheehee
It means that you need to get some morning sex, cause then you won’t need to make tea….or use that finger to masterbate… or even think that your finger looks like a cock. Ha ha… Just kidding… I wasn’t thinkin’ dirty until you bought up the fact that at first it looked like a giant cock.
girl…you craaaazy. but i love you. :)
It means you loved The Dark Knight
You should sell your fingertip on E-Bay! There has got to be some Batman geek out there dying for it… or maybe that on-line casino will give you $10,000.00 for it… worst case scenario is you ca get some free pub for evilbeetgossip.com! :-)
I must say, your photography skills kinda (ahem, kinda = really) suck Beet. I’m thinking that it looks more like a (ahem) moth! :-) Maybe you should pick up one of those new-fangled “horse cameras” from HSN.
I am with anonymous, have morning sex. Its my caffeine
Man… morning sex?
I’m just living wrong or God hates me.
That sounds much better than a Diet Freaking Coke. :-)
stigmata?
definitely thought COCK when i saw that lol.
You’re going to marry Christian Bale. It’s a sign.
This Viral Marketing is getting out of hand… or erm… out of finger.
:P Hey Beet, maybe you should do as Down Unda suggested. Sell it on Ebay. or at least sell the picture of your batfinga on ebay. There is always someone geek enough to buy it.
Damn!!!!!!!! I like when you say Gigantic Cock, I don’t know why!?!?
Hey, next time… instantly into a glass of icy ice water, the most amazing trick ever, you have to leave it despite the freezing feeling, but you come out better. Next up for Beet… a Blister! A Beet-Blister! Ouch!
I bet Donkey Punch will offer to smell your finger, Beet. :P
do NOT put burns on ice, or ice water you further the nerve damage that sometimes wont heal. put it under room temperature for a few minutes to stop the burning but thats it.
Cock?! Somebody needs laid if they think it looks like a cock. Okay, hint, penis has a mushroom top
i see the bat mark. i like it.
I think it means you’re fucking retarded.
It means you should learn how to use the “Macro” button on your camera if you want to take close-ups that are in focus.
These guys are assholes.
I boil my tea water on the stove too.
you only wish you sucked a gigantic cock.
IT MEANS THE DARK KNIGHT FREAKING KICKED ASS AT THE BOX OFFICE!!!
But it would have been hotter if you got burned in the shape of the joker’s smile.
I know that this is so old, but I can’t stop laughing at “Bat-Burn!!”