Comments on: The Post-Baby Body

By: Mathew Douglas

Mathew Douglas — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:32:17 +0000

it’s clearly some ideal thoughts (:

By: mae

mae — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 05:55:13 +0000

hahahahha! you seriously just made me laugh aloud. I agree with jamie. And it is totally something I would do.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:02:52 +0000

Beet, Your wit is undeniable. I’m laughing my ass off thinking of you, whom I don’t even know, laughing her ass off with a mouth full of chocolate cake. TOO fuckin funny!

By: kayla

kayla — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:20:26 +0000

her ring looks kinda cool in a weird way…
but if she didnt to get “fatter”
she shouldnt have gotten prego.
so she should suck it up and deal.
my mom lostmost of her baby weight
she was a size 2 before and shes a size 4 now.

By: anonymouse

anonymouse — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:28:17 +0000

the ring is the kind that has two separate wedding bands on either side of the engagement ring. the band is so thin because it’s made completely of those tiny pave diamonds. it’s just hard to keep the three together if they’re not melded into one ring. that ring is super expensive!!

By: phaeolus

phaeolus — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:06:27 +0000

I always make people get desserts, if they sound tasty. In fact, people that go out to eat with me (and are sufficiently close to me that I don’t mind sharing germs) can expect to hear my theory on “dessert-sharing”, where everyone gets a different dessert then splits it with everyone else. It’s like getting four desserts!

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http://webescape.wordpress.com/ — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:45:30 +0000

She is definitely getting back to normal, and fast.

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By: Kelsey

Kelsey — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:19:52 +0000

Her ring looks like it came out of a 25cent machine.

By: Sofa

Sofa — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:15:57 +0000

she lost the weight quick…

By: ribbet

ribbet — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:05:58 +0000

i don’t know. i think i felt the same way jessica alba did. blah, blah, miracle of life, blah, blah, my god my ass is huge, blah blah, wonderful miracle of god, blah blah how in the hell am i ever going to fit in my pre-pregnancy jeans again. you’re torn. you want the baby; you really do. but does the whole process have to be such a freakshow?

shallow, maybe. but god, by the end of it you just want your body back. you finally give birth and then as if the previous 9 months weren’t enough fun, you have a 4 week period. it’s not fun and i’d have been way cranky if i had to deal with obnoxious papparazzi making fun of how my ass was growing daily.

By: jemms

jemms — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:15:08 +0000

Beet, part of your charm is going on tangents; love it. now I don’t feel so strange. Yes, you gain and you’re right, nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone knows you just gave birth. Christ, look at Nicole Kidman… she lost her pillow, I mean her weight soooo fast!!