She’s #1! She’s #1!
July 29th, 2008 by Evil Beet
It seems all the racy photo shoots — professional or not — have done little to hinder Miley Cyrus’s burgeoning career as the next teen queen. Her debut solo album (as Miley Cyrus and not Hannah Montana) is #1 on the charts this week, selling 371,000. It’s the second-best week for a female artist so far this year (Mariah Carey’s E=MC2 did relatively better with 463,000 copies).
So congratulations, Miley. I couldn’t be more pleased to have you and your unapologetic YouTube cattiness on the scene.
I would, however, like to have a discussion about what the fuck is on your jeans in this album cover. And in your hair. Did you go swimming in Spaghetti-Os?
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What the fuck IS on her jeans? Guessing from her hair… Giant flakes of dandruff?
Yeah, thats horrible. You’d think with the mountain of dollars flowing out of her asshole she could have that edited
it’s confetti!
and i might be crazy but i think she looks kind of pretty here.
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Not gunna lie i bought it.
my brother bought it…its conffetti….not a bad cd actually!
I LOVE IT!
Ever since she turned into queen BITCH extraordinaire she TOTALLY has me rooting for her!!! I like her bitchiness. It makes her real.
Not to sure I like the weave though….
I’m gonna go buy it even though that’s typically not my kind of music.
okay, minus the weird stuff in her hair, it is absolutely gorgeous!
Oh, so hot lady! It was said she just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on”"”"NYwealthyMatch . c o m”"”"”so many fans show interesting to her hot photos and videos there. Nice to enjoy more details about it…
miley u have beautiful eyes
cat u dum bitch its the fucking design of the pantsyou fucking retard
hahaha
the stuff all over her is heart shaped confetti. i just bought the cd
I love these blogs. They’re the best.
ewhhhhhhhh.
it looks like someone threw up on her head :D
IT IS GOLD CONFETTI DON’T BE DUMB PEOPLE, MILEY CYRUS ROCKKKS!! I (L) HER SONG 7THINGS.
Shes so ugly and a bitch and lets not forget a whore and slut. slutty bitch
Miley is a total dumbass!!She is so fucking retarded!! Anyone who likes her is crazy!!I mean she couldn’t sing for her life!!!!!When I hear her sing I want to punch her in the face and say,”Shut the fuck up,you worthless piece of shit!!!!!”Oh,and if anyone thinks I am jealous they can fuck off!!
Miley Cyrus is a dipshit!!!:D
Miley is a total dumbass!!She is so fucking retarded!! Anyone who likes her is crazy!!I mean she couldn’t sing for her life!!!!!When I hear her sing I want to punch her in the face and say,”Shut the fuck up,you worthless piece of shit!!!!!”Oh,and if anyone thinks I am jealous they can fuck off!!
Miley Cyrus is a dipshit!!!:D
I agree with smart one.Miley is a dipshit!!
Oh, it also looks like a new born baby pooped on her head!!LOL!!!!