John Stamos Is Lying

July 28th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Rebecca Romijn has a habit of marrying men who lie to the media.

First, her current husband Jerry O’Connell lied and told us he and Rebecca were “trying” to get pregnant, when he knew full well she was already knocked up.

And now, her ex-husband John Stamos is lying and saying he’s happy that she’s preggers with twins.

“I’m happy for all four of them,” John says in a statement to E!. “I wish them the best.”

Translation: “I hope their babies are fat. Like Jerry was when he was a kid. I hope their babies are fat and that they try to eat each other.”


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22 Responses to “John Stamos Is Lying”

  1. Bean says:

    I do feel bad for him, wasn’t the reason they broke up because he wanted to start a family and she didn’t?? i’d be a bit bitter for sure!

  2. daffylass says:

    When did he get a toupee?

  3. Anonymous says:

    Maybe he’s happy that he doesn’t have to think about her anymore - She’ll always be Rebecca Romijn-Stamos to me…

  4. t says:

    Actually, I heard that she wanted to start a family, but he didn’t want children.

  5. Maya says:

    Ha ha ha…lol @ “I hope their babies are fat. Like Jerry was when he was a kid”. Beet, you crack me up, and totally true too, Jerry was a homely kid.

  6. c. says:

    VERN!!!!

  7. cass says:

    I heard she cheated on him. ahh the rumors… But yes, he is definitely not happy about it…

  8. Windy City Windy says:

    John Stamos is hot a hot hot hot!

  9. Donkey Punch says:

    I recently worked on a tv movie with him and he has absolutely no problem getting the ladies.

  10. joan says:

    i hope one of the babies is fat and the other is blue and spiky but can shapeshift at will.

  11. Hmm says:

    I’m ok with fat babies. Fat is ok… I heard he was looking for someone who is not in show biz.

  12. Poor John says:

    Poor John! She broke-up with him, because he wanted kids and she didn’t. I have heard nothing good about her. She must have used invitro. I think she is just a fame whore.

  13. Jinxy McDeath says:

    Translation: “I hope their babies are fat. Like Jerry was when he was a kid. I hope their babies are fat and that they try to eat each other.”

    That actually made me laugh out loud. Nicely played, Beet. Bravo.

  14. madison says:

    John has always been hot and always will be, of course she had invitro just about every star is trying it, they all cant be having twins by the boat load.

  15. mobby says:

    What’s with his face? Weird picture? Or did he have some work done?

  16. Putting the FU in FUN says:

    I read that his anger management issues and mood swings were the reason for their divorce. Sounds about right.

  17. Adru says:

    Haha, I always forget about fat Jerry O’Connell in stand by me. Perfect.

  18. Koljat says:

    I feel bad for John, but he is so incredibly hot and gorgeous that He never ever ever has to worry about not having zillons of the most perfect ladies at his beck and call!!!

  19. Maria says:

    REBECCA IS A HORRIBLE PERSON!!
    JOHN WAS TOO GOOD FOR HER.POOR BABIES AND HORRIBLE MOTHER.MORE PSYCOPATS IN THE WORLD.

  20. sanne says:

    REBECCA GO TO HELL!!!
    JOHN STAMOS IS TOO KIND.REBECCA DOES NOT DESERVE ANY CONGRATUALATION SHE IS A LYER AND BETRAYDER.
    HORE;HORE;HORE.POOR BABYES!

  21. JESSICA says:

    MARIA, DON’T YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL PSYCHOPAT? TO ALL OF YOU HERE WHO ONLY BLAMES REBECCA, GET YOUR FACT STRAIGHT. JOHN HAS AN ANGER ISSUE, REBECCA DIDN’T DIVORCE HIM. HE WAS ONE WHO FILED FOR DIVORCE AND DID THE FILING DURING HIS BIRTHDAY (AUGUST 19) I THINK THAT WAS A SLAP ON REBECCA’S FACE. I AM GLAD REBECCA HAS MOVED ON. JERRY IS AN AMAZING PERSON AND REBECCA IS VERY LUCKY TO HAVE JERRY. SO WHAT IF JOHN IS HOT? IT’S NOT ABOUT THE FACE, IT’S WHAT THE INSIDE OF A PERSON THAT REALLY COUNTS. CONGRATS TO JERRY AND REBECCA. CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE TWINS.

  22. john stamos i’m glad you didn’t have any children i know that you are still waiting for the woman to spend the rest of life with someone like me maybe write me back honey.

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