Eliot Spitzer Hooker Offered $2M for the Rights to Her Life Story
July 27th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Damn, I gotta find myself in a hotel room with a married governor.
It’s totally the way to go.
Ashley Dupre has been offered $2M to move ahead on a reality TV show — and possibly a book — about her life. She’s currently considering whether or not to say yes.
While she weighs her options, she’s lounging around on the beach in New Jersey, attending yoga, and occasionally porking her married lover, millionaire Thomas Earle. Rough life.
Okay, so as I was writing this, I was secretly concocting in my head a plan to land myself in bed with the governor of Washington, Chris Gregoire. I figured he must be married, right? So I did a little research to learn more about him, and how I might initiate our torrid dalliance (and inform the press!), and you wanna know what? Chris Gregoire is a woman! Damn women’s rights! Governors are supposed to be men that I can sleep with. Women should be at home blogging about hookers, where they belong. All my plans are now foiled.
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beet: while i haven’t seen a picture of ms gregoire, i can only imagine finding yourself in a hotel with a female governor would be an even bigger scandal than spitzer’s. i think you should stick with your plan and go for it!
Damn she’s hot… too bad she’s about as used as that old pair of dirty underwear that everyone kicks around the floor of the gym instead of picking up and throwing away.
And Beet, nothing says you can’t hook up with a woman governor! :-) You could even break the story with picture on your own website!
XD I’m with ribbet on this one. This would be juicy.
You should totally check out Dino Rossi; the one that Chris(tine) beat in the election. People here on the east side of the state worship him.
W-O-O-O-W NOT COOL TO STAY STUFF LIKE THAT.
Even to be funny in a joke.
She’s cute in sort of an uptight way: http://www.governor.wa.gov/
Come on MERCEDES! it’s a joke, why are you taking it so seriously? This Blog is not sponsored by NBC or anything like that, its suppossed to be funny and Outrageous sometimes. That’s the point. :)
Give Newsom a call, he’d be happy to oblige!
Well … if you have to loose and empire….. It is rare that you see a hooker looking so good. She’s in shape, great lips, and beautiful skin… is there anyone here that can not see why she would be so attractive to an older man?
Its sad that such a whore is such a pretty girl.
Down Unda, where the heck did you go to school!? I don’t recall nasty unders being kicked around my schools gym floor, lmao.
Anyhoo, this girl is dang hot, and I had no idea until now…
Mercedes- simmer down.
And Beet, you constantly keep me laughing. Best post ive seen in a long time! HAHAHAHA!
Hey! You can still sleep with her!
The good thing is Ms. Dupre spends money like she drinks, so she’ll burn through any money she gets very quickly. Once the looks go, she’ll be tossed aside like yesterdays newpaper.
She’s already into the self-loathing with the hideous tattoos she’s putting on herself.
Beet, you fucktard. How could you not know Cris Gregoire is a woman??? LOL
I love the use of the word “pork”!
damn beet u are funny!!
nice bandana…looks like someone’s going to a loverboy concert!
what’s interesting to me is that this hooker looks sort of like eliot spitzer’s wife when she was younger. but with a hotter body. just saying.
Hey, I’d do her. I’d wear about 6 condoms all layered over each other, though.
Did she borrow that headband from Sylvester Stallone’s mother?
Wow I work out constantly and can’t get a body like her. I hate this woman on the shear merit that she can get all that tone.
Bukkaie Bandana…Jersey REPRESENT!!!!