Comments on: The Return of Richard Simmons!

By: Donkey Punch

Donkey Punch — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 07:35:46 +0000

First of all I didn’t know Richard Simmons was still alive.

Second, please no more stories about periods on this website.

By: Kaby

Kaby — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:41:14 +0000

Yah we had a hot guy gym teacher who was known to take girls back into his office at all time during the school day.

By: Lah-Dee-Dah

Lah-Dee-Dah — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:29:58 +0000

OMG MRS. JAMES!!! Totally forgot she existed! Wow. Just……..wow.

By: slouchy

slouchy — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:05:04 +0000

In Junior High School, we had to wear this awful uniform for Gym. It was a blue striped tank top with with solid blue attached shorts and it was “one size fits most.” We would stretch the shorts down as far as we could and pull our arms inside the tank top part and waddle around. Our gym teacher thought we were pretty funny girls; well, when she wasn’t taking a slug off her hidden bottle of vodka. Good times.

By: Bre

Bre — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:39:22 +0000

I miss P.E.
But it was never really as fun after they decided that War was too “adult” for us to be playing. Essentially, it was dodge ball, but you set up those big blue mats on the walls, so you could hide behind them as trenches, and then there was a doctor who could run out and touch you if you were laying on the ground because you’d been hit, and you could get back up and play again.
Of course, after that, they also decided that the balls we were using for normal dodgeball (and anything else involving a ball) were “too dangerous”, and made us use nerf balls. Which go all of two feet. It was epically lame.

By: Lacy

Lacy — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:01:14 +0000

I’m dying right now. The kickball story is so awesome. Last week I played in a kickball tourney and in the last game a dog wandered into the outfield and some big dude kicked the ball and it smacked the dog in the side and knocked the dog over. the dog got up and shat for like 3 straight minutes. I was DYING!

By: MW

MW — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:33:50 +0000

That was the stupidest, most random shit I’ve ever read. I can’t believe I wasted my time, but I kept thinking you might get back to the actual topic, which was supposed to be Richard Simmons…

By: woohoo

woohoo — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:59:31 +0000

That picture seriously just became my background. Awesome. And I had a drunk lesbian PE teacher! Yay!

By: Windy City Windy

Windy City Windy — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:44:51 +0000

Rock on JoJo! Richard is the bomb. He cares about ppl that the rest of the US treats like leppers… AND hes worried about childrens health!

By: jojo

jojo — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:22:52 +0000

Frankly, I regard Richard Simmons as a modern-day saint. He is a crusader for health and fitness and shows the deepest compassion and understanding to the most morbidly obese among us. Contrary to popular opinion, most overweight and/or obese people are highly concerned about their condition and many are trying hard to fight their way back to a healthy weight. Kudos to Richard Simmons for reaching out to those people…bedazzled gym suit or not…he’s truly a hero.

By: anon

anon — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:18:18 +0000

You know, I was just reading yesterday that a couple of personal trainers have launched “old school PE” classes to help older people relive their glory days and get fit at the same time. They even hold the classes in school gyms. Genius, I say. You should see if they have anything like that in Seattle, Beet.

By: jasmine

jasmine — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:48:52 +0000

OMG 2 funny. I loves it! Beet the dumb spam person was so confused on here~not the usual nice bull &then the dumb address. Keep them stories rollin in this is the answer 2 get them off yeah!