Still Going Strong!

July 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Most Boring Couple Ever Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel dined at Eva Longoria’s restaurant, Beso, last night, and left holding hands.

I’m about ready for some drama to start here. These two have been dating peacefully FOREVER now. I think Miley Cyrus needs to work her magic.


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14 Responses to “Still Going Strong!”

  1. She needs to grow out the fringe (yanks, read bangs)

  2. Anonymous says:

    I like them togetherrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Boring, si!

  3. Holly says:

    Um wow, another Beet epic fail. This is a fake relationship. That’s why its working so well for them.

  4. Horse says:

    Who even says something as lame as “epic fail”?

  5. Asta says:

    Ohh, Holly, you’re such a Hollywood insider! Tell us more!

  6. Windy City Windy says:

    jessica is boring - and a man

  7. janiedoe111 says:

    if she’s a man she’s the hottest man i’ve ever seen

  8. Windy City Windy says:

    glad to hear the lesbians are into her

  9. Donkey Punch says:

    She had bigger biceps than Justin Timberlake when she did that Blade movie.

    Her arms have shrunk a little but still look butch.

  10. Kelso says:

    She seems to have lost a little weight. Remember when Tyra Skanks did that show with her on it saying how big her “Badunkadunk” was, and how she “couldn’t believe that booty belonged to a white guurl?”

    But then again she probably lost it because she relized Tyra was staring at it. I know I would too.

  11. me says:

    jessica biel is fugly

  12. me says:

    but so is jt so i guess it works out

  13. wileEcoyote says:

    “badunkadunk” , eh? ……. lol

  14. Mel says:

    THEY ARE BOTH GORGEOUS. I HOPE THEY STAY TOGETHER BUT IF NOT I WILL GIVE JUSTIN A SHOULDER TO CRY ON!

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