Ethan Hawke’s Nanny Pops Out His Third Kid

July 23rd, 2008 by Evil Beet


Congrats to Ethan Hawke and nanny/wife Ryan Shawhughes.

Ryan gave birth to a little girl, Clementine Jane Hawke, last Friday in New York.

Somehow I doubt the tabloids will be scrambling for the exclusive first photos of this kiddo. So sad!


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7 Responses to “Ethan Hawke’s Nanny Pops Out His Third Kid”

  1. Tracy says:

    Who the hell names their kid Clementine anymore?? That’s just plain MEAN.

  2. DailyBeetReader says:

    No one will want their pic because they look like a greasy, mid-western, white trash couple. I say that with love considering I’m from Missouri. I see people just like them everyday.

  3. Asta says:

    Maybe they were going for a fruit name?

  4. wpolochick says:

    who cares, cheaters suck

  5. geminijem says:

    Holy shit! Look at the size of the nanny’s nose!

  6. Dmarie says:

    They look so bogan!

  7. renaTA says:

    parabens pela linda familia!

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