Ethan Hawke’s Nanny Pops Out His Third Kid
Congrats to Ethan Hawke and nanny/wife Ryan Shawhughes.
Ryan gave birth to a little girl, Clementine Jane Hawke, last Friday in New York.
Somehow I doubt the tabloids will be scrambling for the exclusive first photos of this kiddo. So sad!
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July 23rd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Who the hell names their kid Clementine anymore?? That’s just plain MEAN.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
No one will want their pic because they look like a greasy, mid-western, white trash couple. I say that with love considering I’m from Missouri. I see people just like them everyday.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Maybe they were going for a fruit name?
July 24th, 2008 at 5:52 am
who cares, cheaters suck
July 24th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Holy shit! Look at the size of the nanny’s nose!
July 25th, 2008 at 12:30 am
They look so bogan!
July 25th, 2008 at 10:58 am
parabens pela linda familia!