America’s Newest Line of Defense: Heidi and Spencer
July 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet
Honestly, when I first heard that Heidi and Spencer were planning on making a trip to Iraq, I was like “As a weapon?”
Are they just going to annoy the living daylights out of the enemy? Explode heads with the sheer force and relentlessness of their egos?
No, no.
Actually, Heidi plans to sing for the troops.
“My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq,†she said in an interview. “It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there.â€
And they’re somehow dragging Meghan McCain into this mess, too.
“She’s very sweet,†Spencer said. “I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.â€
Jesus Christ, how funny would it be if Heidi and Spencer single-handedly destroyed the John McCain campaign? Like, “Yeah, I was gonna vote for him, but if he’s gonna help promote Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, he clearly doesn’t have a clue about what’s in this country’s best interest.”
Also on the Speidi agenda: a video game. Yeah, you read that right. “It’s top secret,†Spencer says. “Get ready. All your wildest dreams are going to be in it.â€
Oh, I hope so. I hope it’s a first-person shooter game. And I hope the targets are Heidi and Spencer. I would buy that game.
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Does anybody actually give two shits about these strange looking morons?
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He “thinks” Meghan McCain is helping put the trip to Iraq together? But he’s not sure? Could he sound any more stupid?
we a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney’s pregnancy, Lindsay’s joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs site this news true or not? who knows…
Honestly, if Heidi didn’t have such a strangely long face and if she ditched Spencer, she’d look quite pretty (in this picture at least)
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@Beet: LOLOLOL!!! I’d TOTALLY buy that game!
Beet, please do us all a favor. If we all don’t pay attention to them they will have to go away. Anyone in their position would fame-whore. Don’t post about them.. Please? For the liberals? =) Oh btw, wheres the pictures of the famous leo and baby kitties?!
Or they can become suicide bombers, and then, I dunno, accidently die while killing no one else.
they should get “ambushed”
My rage disorder kicks in whenever I see Spencer’s face. Sorry, Beet, reading article like “charlie brown’s parents”… blah blah blah, until i heard first person shooter game with spencer and heidi as targets… i’m on line for that now… who’s with me at EB Games.. I’m buying lattes for everyone!
Serving in both Afghanistan AND Iraq? Wow, her brother jumps around.
What does he do? Clean toilets?
Are there honestly people who consider this puke (no, I didn’t misspell punk) attractive? I think he’s downright fugly. He’s got the kind of face that just begs to be punched.
but did I just miss spell misspell??????
John McCain can probably destroy his campaign without their help, but it’s cool if they want to chip in.
Is it wrong to want them to get blown up just so I don’t have to see them anymore?
Beet,
You have more power than I think you recognize. Please eliminate Spenser & Heidi from the planet. I know you can do it. You could become our new superhero. I will write & direct the movie and also find the funds to make the movie.
I just realized how unattractive Heidi is, and that’s after A LOT of plastic surgery! And Spencer is not cute. They make a very creepy looking couple!
I will give her this, her brother died in a freak accident falling off a roof and he did serve in both Iraq and Afghanistan. I won’t make fun of any of that because thats sad and I do support our troops
Knowing American troops he fell off the roof while piss drunk and doing somethings stupid.
Donkey Punch – you know the American troops? I just bet not you fucking retard. Go the fuck away. You really should be ashamed you moron.
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I’m a U.S. Army Vetran. The troops don’t deserve her singing. A Heidi strip show will suffice.