The Bitch Is Back!
Oh. Hells. Yes.
Shannen Doherty and her off-center eyes (seriously has anyone else noticed that one is a half-inch higher on her face than the other?) will be returning as Brenda Walsh in 90210v2.0. The show’s executive producer confirmed the news on Saturday.
Brenda will be a visiting drama teacher who directs a musical at West Beverly High School.
I can’t wait to hear about all the off-camera drama between Shannen and Jennie Garth!!! Those two HATE each other!!!
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July 19th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
i wouldn’t be surprised if the drama’s between her and one of the new girls…
July 19th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Way back when 90210 was popular (Waaaay back when) I used to say to my friends “… but her face is crooked”. I swear, they used to look at me like I was crazy. But I’m not! Or we’re both crazy. Hmmm…
July 20th, 2008 at 12:52 am
lol. her eye might be higher because her face is tilted? just a thought, but as far as this show is concerned.. i’m not at all excited for its premiere. i think its going to run for a season or two and then face cancellation, and that’s if things go well.
July 20th, 2008 at 2:45 am
no fucking way. i think it’s beyond stupid they’re redoing the show, but i hope brenda makes it somewhat worthwhile!
July 20th, 2008 at 8:03 am
finally! I’m not visually impaired!! I always wondered why she was touted as being so ‘hot’ when her face looked like it was melting. But nobody seemed to notice but me and so I chalked it up to yet another example of my own inferiority. Today, you, Beet, have once again been brave enough to point out that the emperor has no clothes, and I for one, am the better for it!
July 20th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Yes, that is right, only you “extremely observant” people noticed her face. I used to also notice that the Hulk turned green when he got angry and all my friends use to say “no way! GTF outta here!”.
True story.
July 20th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
the only thing i care about is her coat. look at it!!!! animals DIED for that horrible coat!!!
July 20th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Yes, and several children are dying right now from asthma caused by coal plants that are feeding electricity to your computer so you can write comments in a blog.
July 20th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
funny that you dis her eyes…didn’t we all just see an image of you a week or two ago, evil beet? i think yours are a bit out of alignment too. interesting what we all see when we look in the mirror vs. reality, huh?
July 20th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Beet had eyes? I was too busy looking at her ginormous breasts.
July 21st, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Beets “ginormous breast”???? I couldn’t stop looking at her Tyra Banks forehead.