Caption This
Ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!
Long-lost Lohan child Michael Jr. finally steps out of hiding and into the public eye, and what happens?
He ends up photographed standing next to his mother with some manner of liquid spilled on his crotch.
I LIVE for this stuff.
Caption away, kiddos.
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July 18th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
All I can think of is that Michael probably had some very interesting thoughts in his head at the time this photo was taken. He’s probably regretting coming out of the dark, now that he’s been photographed with his disgusting mess of a mother… with a (presumable) alcohol spill on his pants. Classy.
Honestly though, I hadn’t seen any pictures of him before, and well… he is quite sexy. He is so much more attractive than any of the other Lohan’s. I’d certainly hit that.
July 18th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
“My mother threw her back out blowing me”
July 18th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
“Gosh, Mom…..I didn’t realize that was YOU!”
July 18th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
“Looks like puberty hit at the wrong place and at the wrong time.”
July 18th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Come on mom!
July 18th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
“Mom, stop blowing me when your drunk!”
July 18th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
in a momentary lack of self control , Michael unloads after spotting,from behind,some sort of trashy skanky blonde !
….and of course , you can imagine his shock/horror/terror/disgust when blondie turns around !
July 18th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last ten (or twenty) drops are in your pants.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
thats embarassing lol yeah i agree he is kinda cute
July 18th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
“WHY DID YOU THROW THAT WATER ON MY CROTCH?”
“HONEY JUST SMILE AND POSE AND WE’LL BE ON SOME DAMN WEBSITE, JUST WATCH!”
July 18th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
actually hes hot !
July 18th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Momma Lohan: “I really didn’t know it was him before I went down!”
Brother: “Mom…I just pilled vodka on my pants.”
Momma Lohan: “He doesn’t know what he’s talking about”
***whispering behind his ear*** “Shut the fuck up, I want that cover!”
July 18th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Meaning spilled, not pilled.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Hey Mom, I’m running over to Sam and LiLo’s house, how do I look!?!?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:04 am
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
agreed on the hot-ness of the Lohan boy.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:32 am
Sponge Mom, Spoodge Pants
July 19th, 2008 at 3:17 am
“Look Mom, No Hands!”
*Agreed* He’s hot-Yum
July 19th, 2008 at 5:04 am
He looks just like Ali Lohan.
July 19th, 2008 at 7:54 am
How old is he?
July 19th, 2008 at 8:03 am
Incest is best.
July 19th, 2008 at 8:17 am
What is worse is that hideous flap of elbow on Dina
July 19th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Out of the three old hags in the room I choose this wizened old woman who splashed me with her sour apple-tini as mother.. I er.. think.
July 19th, 2008 at 9:03 am
well, pd, i always did say ali would look better as man…
July 19th, 2008 at 9:13 am
I’m just wondering at what point one should put the bleach bottle away and start aging gracefully. Jeez.
July 19th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Mom…I thought you said you swallowed now…christ now how am I going to get lindsay to ride it later if she sees my spooge from you blowing me.
July 19th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Crap mom I thought you said you swallowed now that you could take out your dentures.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
as a mother I find these comments disgusting
I wonder how old the woman is
her hands look like 100 yrs old
July 19th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
yeah, she needs some norwegian formula on those babies.
i didn’t think it was possible for a lohan to be attractive, but i stand corrected… this guy is cute.
July 19th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I gotta say that second Michelle comment is the best one so far.
July 20th, 2008 at 3:04 am
for whoever wanted to know: he’ll be 21 in december & his middle name is ‘douglas’…yes-’michael douglas lohan’ WOW
July 20th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
“hey mom, allie doesn’t have very good gag reflexes”!
July 21st, 2008 at 10:06 am
Why does this picture make me sad? Perhaps it is the possible trajectory of a life in these pages when he could have just remain anonymous. Why would you want to belong to a publicly dysfunctional family of sluts and whores? I don’t understand this….