Claire Danes is One Skinny Bitch
July 17th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Damn, I never knew how skinny Claire Danes was until I came across this recent shot of her on vacation.
Somebody needs a cookie!
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She looks like Gumby.
ack.. that’s not pretty at all
oh wow, that’s frightening. This picture, along with all those of Sienna, have DEFINITELY been making me feel a heck of a lot better about how I look. Jeez. As the “saying” goes, someone get this girl a sandwich!
She reminds me of Mike TeeVee after the taffy machine.
Wow… I always thought Clair Danes was stunning but this is…wow. Not only does she look unhealthy but she also has absolutely no breasts.
Or a HAMBURGER.
someone needs a whole box of cookies, and some cheesecake. i’m hungry.
her top is streched so tightly you can almost see it snapping off, exposing her bare boyish chest
god.. more than just 1 cookie, how about 50?!
ew, its kind of gross….
She looks like a boy!
That’s no woman!!
The photo looks altered, like it was stretched.
sh looks like a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow ok. at least she has some form of meat on her bones and muscle mass. It’s not like she looks anorexic. So some of her ribs are showing. wow. big deal. unfortunately the vast majority of america is use to seeing bigger woman and are cracking down on being slender and calling it too thin or anorexic. It’s sad that no one can be happy with their own bodies and have to put down on someone else’s. it’s also sad how people say she looks like a man because she has no breasts. not ALL woman have to have perfect perky sized C cups and a nice round ass to be a “woman”. if she has a uterus she’s a woman.
Not all women have to have perfect hourglass figures. Just because she isn’t plus sized, like many people on this planet have become, doesn’t mean she has something wrong with her. I think she looks beautiful in this picture. And another thing, people have gotten used to seeing FAKE plastic-packed breasts. Take those away and you’ve got many more women on the planet that have chests like this. It’s just natural. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.
She’s not that skinny, geez. Imagine her w/o the top and wearing long board shorts and she has the body of about 90% normal guys on the beach. Just because you have estrogen pumping through your blood doesn’t mean you have to be a jiggly tub of lard walking around w/ fat legs, butt and stomach.
she beats out kiera knightley for winner of the “longest torso” award.
her suit is not doing her any favors.
her body looks boyish, there is no doubt about that…whether that is a good or bad thing depends on the person. her torso is freakishly long though & she isnt even that tall.
i hope its not too windy there.
who wants raisins on a stick??
^dude, aren’t you gay? Shouldn’t you be appreciating a boyish body? I thought flat chests are what turn you on!?
is it just me or does the photo look really altered in the arms and torso?? .. and the way the suit bottoms are sitting on her right hip just looks odd… looks altered/fake to me
Seriously, Beet. That looks photoshopped. The ribs end too high up, and most people’s hands reach mid-thigh. Are you positive this isn’t altered?
@mercedez. . . if a guy had a chest like that i would be just as grossed out, i like some definition, some meat on those bones!
Yes, Bee Hind and bow chicka–that photo definitely looks altered. It’s pretty easy to stretch a photo, and her torso looks unnaturally long. Her wrists look a little stretched out, too.
Oh, you mean like the ribs? I so rarely see a guy WITHOUT them! mAYBE i JUST HANG OUT W/ A BUNCH OF SKINNY BUTTS :)
what with how altered her torso looks, maybe she wasnt even there.
the only way i like ribs is covered with BBQ sauce and mashed potatoes on the side!
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at ~~~intimatemingle.com^ ^ ^ which is a niche interracial dating site for all singles. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate interracial kiss it is after seening it
this pic makes me love the fact that i sit in the dark enjoying a beer and eating a frozen twinkie
I don’t think she looks incredibly bad, just quietly…..
You wouldn’t say she is terribly thin….
skinny AND Ugly….don’t forget Ugly
alien on the beach.
omg i completely agree with what quirkygirlkitten said. i never realized how long kk’s torso was until i watched atonement and now this girl..
She looks fine, the other photos from the same shots look great, in those you can tell she has an ass and actually eats, this is just a weird distorted picture. I think she has a fantastic body.
i think she looks hot and i’d like ten minutes alone with her to show her a good time. who am i kidding? i only need about 40 seconds.
I don’t know if the photo is altered or not, but I am 5′9″ and have an exceptionally long torso, and my hands hang at around that spot too. Of course, she’s 5′5″ so I don’t know if that changes anything…
But amb is right, the other photos of her (like on The Blemish) look normal and look more like she’s seriously fit. Girl’s just very small chested.
I’m really hoping she needed to change her body for a movie role she’s doing. Fingers Crossed.
Oh Angela! That suit is awful! I wonder if Jordan likes a bit more meatz on his ladeez?
(GAWD ANGELA AND JORDAN, who didnt love brainless Jordan, who didnt wanna make out with him in the boiler room?)
I don’t think she looks god-awful skinny either. I feel kind of sorry for her though–her torso is as long or longer than her legs are.
Her torso looks unnaturally long – and I think it might be. Looks like the photo could have been altered. Regardless, she still looks pretty frightening.
Mmmmmm, Jordan Catellano… who remembers him!?
ahahaah gumby…
cocaine is a helluva drug!
p.s. YUCK.
She looks horrible. And UNHELTHY.
Does this image not looked stretched? Her crotch to shoulder length is like twice as long as her legs…I know this chick is skinny but this image looks really distorted to me.
i’m pretty sure that’s photoshopped. and we have know clue that it’s really her.
That isn’t claire danes
and if it IS
that pic has been altered
nice try
This is really petty and malicious, and the biggest problem by far in this country is obesity.