Tyra Banks: “Caridee Who?”
July 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Honestly, I can think of very few “celebrities” who looks as consistently terrible on camera as ANTM winner Caridee English. Tyra must be so ashamed. God bless the girl, the clothes, hair and makeup are always wrong, but, beyond that, she can’t pose on a red carpet to save her life. Like I keep thinking of those challenges they do on ANTM where a bunch of paparazzi film the girls walking from the car to the hotel, and then they’re judged on their worst shot. Like, Caridee needed to do that challenge about 800 more times. Why are you standing like this on a red carpet, Caridee? Ever? Why? The whole carpet couldn’t have been more than 15 feet long. You could have walked down the entirety of it without ever contorting your body like this. This is not a natural pose. You are standing like this on purpose. Why, Caridee? Why?
Anyway, Caridee joined up with Nicky Hilton and Rumer Willis to support the Power of Paws launch party in New York City. So it’s good that they’re doing something to help animals — I love aminals!!! — but I have to say that Leo is better dressed than everyone here but Nicky. Leo has a new argyle sweater. I took a photo. The lighting is bad, but he doesn’t seem to want to go sit anywhere with good lighting, so this is what you get.
I had carpet cleaners come this morning to get all the wee-wee stains off the carpet from when we were house-training, and now Leo wanders aimlessly around the floor, sniffing fiercely and looking up at me occasionally like, “Mom, where’s my pee? I thought I’d left it here!” It’s so sad, and so funny.
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It is rather sad that Leo is more photogenic than a professional model. Is the universe spinning out of control? Leo is really growing up to be a handsome fella.
Mz. J best give Caridee a call & train her a lil’ more. Leo is such a cutie in his lil’ sweater!
You’ve got to set him up a la Hugh Hefner so he can hang and impress the bitches: http://www.puppycouture.com.au/DogMetro%20Bathrobe.jpg
:-)
Leo is defiantly more photogenic then me and sadly, a model. Wow
Beet,
Love your coments about the picture. Even more, I love the picture of Leo in his new sweater. Man I am so jealous of you. You have the possibility of having a dog that models and you, a new hit single!
worst. model. ever.
I love Caridee! Are you motherfuckers blind?
I wholeheartedly agree. Ugh. She has no business calling herself a model–she’s awkward, overbleached, wooden, wears too much eyeliner. I’m trying to think of a company her look is right for–JC Penney maybe? Or one of those catalog companies–Newport News?
she looks like a less-put-together heidi montag. sad.
and wow, that is a great sweater. i am not a fan of small dogs, but i love all things scottish, and this look really works for him. you should get him a kilt.
why is the red carpet green grass?
Is it just the picture or does she have thick legs and cankles?
She is kind of thick bodied :|
She’s really not cute, but i feel sorry for her for that fact, so unfortunately now i am doomed to pity her and like her :(
the dogs are cuter than Rumer, Nicky and Caridee.
And leo is the cutest!
xox
> Leo is really growing up to be a handsome fella.
It’s a dog!! In China for the Olympics they had to remove dog meat from the menus of restaurants. Leo could be an appetizer.
Beet,
Despite Leo being adorable in his sweater, I must say I wouldn’t put up with a dog that made my house smell like pee. God, thats just gross. How do you walk around your place without tracking dog piss everywhere. Not cute. Not cute at all.
I like Hilton’s dress in this picture. These girls look like they belong in that movie, Now and Then… you ever seen it?
are you stupid she looks fabulous.. her foot looks weird but she looks great… oh and the stupid carpet yo where talking about wasn’t a carpets its grass dumb ass
linda como siempre
CARIDEE IS THE BEST ANTM WINNER EVER!!!!
number one: i don’t see any of you people amount to anything like caridee did. she is inspiring and absloutly STUNNING! she is so awesome she overcame hardships and still manages to keep a smile on her face :) i love caridee and i am her biggest fan. and if you guys dont know her don’t say mean stuff about her… if you don’t have something nice to say don’t say it at all. CARIDEE FOR LIFE!