Heidi Fleiss: Off to Rehab?

July 14th, 2008 by Evil Beet


On Thursday, Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss was charged with unlawful use of methamphetamine and possession of the painkiller hydrocodone without a prescription, stemming from her February 7 arrest.

“I have a bit of a substance abuse problem,” she said to a local paper. She added that she’s planning to enter rehab for the third time as early as this week.

Meanwhile, I’m upset about this mostly because it seems to have delayed the grand opening of the male brothel outside of Vegas that Fleiss has been working on forever. I want this thing OPEN and RUNNING! Not necessarily so that I can go myself, but definitely so that I can read about the experiences of other people who have gone.


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13 Responses to “Heidi Fleiss: Off to Rehab?”

  1. Anne says:

    Oh my G-d. Heidi Fleiss? She looks fucking terrible. I mean she was no beauty ti begin with but at least she looked like a girl. now.. uch, twhat train hit her. Man, Meth is the worst.

  2. Anne says:

    Oh my G-d. Heidi Fleiss? She looks fucking terrible. I mean she was no beauty ti begin with but at least she looked like a girl. now.. uch, twhat train hit her. Man, Meth is the worst.

  3. Anne says:

    spell check :-(

  4. quirkygirlkitten says:

    she looks like a brunette version of courtney love. and that ain’t pretty…

  5. Mercedes says:

    MALE BROTHEL??? Am I dreaming or is this really Utopia?

  6. Chuck says:

    She looks like the Joker’s wife with no makeup in a Batman movie.

    Yikes!

  7. LuxLasVegas says:

    HOW fun would that brothel be? Maximum fun, I’m thinking. C’mon Heidi! We’re pullin for ya! Well, at least I am…

  8. Pepper says:

    If my dog looked like that I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. daffylass says:

    Its Winehouse’s mum!

  10. just me says:

    I read that she and Tom Sizemore (?) were back together. That sounds like a real train wreck!

  11. wileEcoyote says:

    “I have a bit of a substance abuse problem” she said ….
    ….no shit !!!

  12. WHY DON’T YOU ALL JUST LEAVE AMY WINEHOUSE ALONE!

    Oh, wait… that’s not Amy?

    Opps!

    *whistles*

  13. kate says:

    her mouth!restylane(lip filler)abuse problem-horrific!
    shes prob bonking a plastic surgeon-poor girl.shes went out with a 60 yr old whn she was 18,her mum has no morals-hence,i see ,i do…

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