The Brangelina Twins Are Here!!!

July 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Angie reportedly delivered by C-section around 8 pm Saturday night in France.

She had two kiddos: a girl and a boy. Their names are Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.

Mother and babies are doing well.

Hooray!!!

Update: Or maybe she didn’t. No one can agree on this issue. I’m so over it.


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23 Responses to “The Brangelina Twins Are Here!!!”

  1. Klipper says:

    Hopefully they won’t sell pictures of the kids. I’m so sick of celebrity baby pictures. They all look the same.. they just have different idiotic names.

  2. me says:

    Really? I keep hearing people saying they did and then that they didn’t give birth. It’s crazy, the world is so obsessed with the Brangelina bunch. Kind of scary.

  3. Kelsey says:

    Where did you hear this, beeter? I heard it was 2 girls. And then I heard that its not true and shes still pregnant.

  4. Anonymous says:

    lol, Lords of the New World Order

  5. jasmine says:

    Yeah I keep reading the same thing yes/no & 2 girls. These 2 kids got the world going crazy.

  6. Veronica says:

    Oh I love that name, Vivienne Marcheline!

  7. woohoo says:

    Beet, Perez has some Miley pics. Better get em before their gone!

  8. iiirene says:

    yeah i heard it was 2 girls but idk and i love the name Vivienne Marcheline tooo!

  9. Snowdevil says:

    Such a beauitiful and poetic name for the girl and then ?? Knox Leon for the boy? WTF – are they high?

  10. Snowdevil says:

    I meant beautiful of course.

  11. S says:

    Lol I like Knox, there’s only so many names ending in ‘x’ if they want to continue the theme with the boys’ names.

    I’m still not sure Angelina Jolie even had the babies, some sites are saying she didn’t have them.

  12. Lindsay says:

    I want them to be born on my birthday [the 14th].. c’mon, keep em in there for two more days.. =D

  13. i.d.k says:

    dude the press needs to freaking make up their mind about whether or not angelina gave birth. its driving me insane every 5 min. someone saying she gave birth and then theyre like ohh haha just kidding >= ( (thats a mad face btw)

  14. ribbet says:

    i want the mini-messiah’s to arrive on my birthday! cross your legs till the 15th angie. you can do it! seriously, the only famous person born on the 15th is rembrandt. at least you have bastille day lindsay! ‘-)

  15. ribbet says:

    i meant mini-messiahs, dumb apostrophe.

  16. anon69 says:

    MSN is reporting it-Dr. confirmed it.

  17. lalalalalaaaaa says:

    yes they do sell the pics, for $11,000,000. but they donate this money to charity. It was on the news just then (in australia). We know this before you do because your all probably asleep as i write this (or just waking up)
    :)

  18. susie says:

    How did you know this before that fat bastard Perez Hilton did?
    You totally ROCK!!!!

  19. Just Saying says:

    This is a beautiful tribe! Congratulations.

  20. Donkey Punch says:

    1) Who cares.

    2) Retarded Yuppy names.

  21. Pinkey says:

    I am happy for anybody that has healthy children. That’s what Angelina and Brad are trying to promote in countries where that is not a given.

  22. Jay says:

    Pinkey…that’s why they had these ones in France? Forgot that the south of France was poor stricken…

  23. Mercy says:

    No, she had them, so sayeth the hospital:
    http://www.lenval.org/lenval07.htm?7_actu.php?id=18

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