Comments on: Happy Birthday, Jessica Simpson!

By: iiirene

iiirene — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:50:51 +0000

YAY!!!!!!!!!! you called lol
you will prob end up paying nothing for it lol

By: Ashley

Ashley — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:59:55 +0000

Damn-she looks baaaad.

Yay for you, Beet!!! Get your money back from those crooks!!!

By: kimeek

kimeek — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:04:38 +0000

wow. just wow. these photos are so staged. get a life jessica.

By: Asta

Asta — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:28:30 +0000

Your pathetic insults bore me, MW.

By: jinx

jinx — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:54:46 +0000

she laughs at the people who laugh at her as she’s rolling around in her bushels of money. so who’s the stupid one?

By: Just Saying

Just Saying — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:29:15 +0000

Douch much?

By: MW

MW — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:14:04 +0000

She needs to SHUT HER FUCKING MOUTH! The whore smile ain’t cute, fuckwad.

By: mouth

mouth — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:04:44 +0000

why does she always have to act so stupid? what’s with her mouth always having to be opened wider than wide?? does she not realize that more people laugh at her than with her……

By: Good for You

Good for You — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:43:54 +0000

Your story was far more interesting than the “news” about Idiot’s b-day. SO lame.

By: Asta

Asta — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:56:34 +0000

So proud of you, Beet!

Jessica’s recently released her fake hair clip-ons! Um…yay?

By: slouchy

slouchy — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:24:28 +0000

Yay, Beet! Buying a spray-on tan is weird but being overcharged for a spray-on tan is just criminal.

By: anon69

anon69 — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:49:08 +0000

sick sad, you’re forgetting what the talentless Assless is MOST famous for– getting busted for lip syncing on SNL and then doing that jig. Ahhh, good times!