Sad! Drew Barrymore and Justin Long Are Over!
July 7th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Dude, will Drew Barrymore never find ever-lasting love?
I want it for her so, so badly.
I feel like we all have a lot riding on this. I feel like Drew is a mirror of myself. Like, if Drew Barrymore can find true love, maybe I have a chance. If she keeps breaking up with dudes time and time again, I am totally fucked. And not in the good we’ll-cuddle-and-name-our-unborn-children-afterwards kind of way. Just fucked.
Anyway, Drew’s rep confirmed that she and Justin Long have entered splitsville, although she didn’t give a reason for it. The two met on the set of He’s Just Not That Into You, which I think was the initial problem with the relationship. They should never have made a movie out of that book. I said that all along. It’s like heresy. Now everyone involved is doomed.
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aweeeee nooo…. but they were on OPRAH together and they were so cute and funny with each other in front of the paps! actually, i do remember one clip from tmz where drew got a little snippy w/ the mac guy as she was getting into her car. you know what, she’s still young…one day her prince will come!
Hooray!! Every time a couple breaks up, an Angel gets to drink a shot of vodka. Screw the wings, what they want is shots of vodka, so get to it, peoples!
Good. More Justin Long for the rest of us.
awww Drew! Maybe it is a fake breakup to distract from a secret wedding?????
a rather prophetic movie title!
I always knew Macs were gay.